Cock Bagel

A word used to express feelings of stupidity towards someone who is stupid.

"John is being such a cock bagel today"

by Ethos Kohancho April 9, 2017

cock railway

The act of hoovering schneef off of a cock, presumably an erect one.

I took the cock railway off this dude I met last night.

by notebai October 15, 2021

fucking cock

When Peter Griffin Family Guy falls down the stairs. This can't be heard in the censored verision aired on TV, but is present in the DVD verision.

Aw, aw, fuck, fuck, fucking cock, fuck, fuck!

by xX-Family Guy-69-Xx December 12, 2016

Bobby cock

Piece of dip shit who can't seem to grow out of his tiny wiener. He is the size of a munchkin from the wizard of oz and has no friends, except his fake hoes on his crusty dusty musty xbox

"Look, there goes Bobby cock!"

by ChronicYouthbitch97 December 24, 2022

Cock of the year

Hardest bloke of that year

Don’t mess with him he’s “cock of the year”.

by onebombtom March 18, 2024

Cock-Knotted

The engorged tip of the K-9's phallus that sometimes manifests while engaged in coitus. It often causes dogs to be stuck together until swelling subsides.

Look, the dogs are humping in the street and they're stuck together. They must be cock-Knotted!

by ShiftAltNumlock December 4, 2025

Bubble Cocking

filling your cock with air until it looks like a bubble
Usually done for pleasure.
you can risk exploding you cock

yo you wanna go bubble cocking wit me this afternoon

by green pineapple 6969 May 30, 2025