five year plan

When the object of your affections is *just* a bit too young, but give it five years...

"Dude, she's illegal"
"Yeah but she's my five year plan"

by Al2007 April 29, 2007

New Year Flu

The sudden "sickness" that you catch, preventing you from completing your New Year's Resolution.

Bill: McDonalds? I thought you said your wife was going to try to lose weight this year.

Ray: She was going to sign up for the gym, but she caught the New Year Flu.

by rydizz January 01, 2012

Chinese New Year

when somone wrap your genitals in fireworks and light them. On behalf of kevin pereira of AOTS.

Dave: Yo did you hear about Marc?
Jessica: No, what happened.
Dave: He had a Chinese New Year and he almost died

by nerdymatt98 June 16, 2011

new year's eve

the night before the next year

december 31st

by nick January 05, 2004

9 year old

Annoying little shits that act like they’re 5. They are too young to do things, but old enough to make right decisions

15 year old: “Yo bro that kid is trying to fit in with us.’’
17 year old: Who? The 9 year old?
15 year old: Yeah
9 year old: HEY GUYS, WHATHU DOING BOIIIS!!!
15 and 17 year olds: AAAAAHH!!

by Pseudohan January 30, 2020

13 year old

A Person who is always horny af, says slang words to try act cool and steals there parents juul, You can find them most likely playing games fortnite or at zumiez.

Omg, is that a fucking 13 year old

by Im an iconic cunt January 27, 2019

New Years Resolution

Something you set out to accomplish when the new year comes along. Also highly improbable you will go along with it, but it's the thought which counts.

New Years Resolutions are kind of like when you click the 'I read the terms and conditions'. You know you'll feel semi-guilty by clicking the button even if you didn't actually read so you say "I'll read them next time." You do that with New Years Resolutions. "I promise not to ever gossip again...next year. Did you hear what Ross did with Rachel? BRUH."

by Lollipoplicker January 02, 2015