today woke means the opposite of what it used to mean. being woke today means to be indoctrinated and brainwashed by the left and to find social injustice and racism in eveything especially when there is none at all. (their job is to make it all about racism or some other form of hatred towards minorities). it means to have the victim mentality and expect everyone else to have the victim mentality (unless you're white). it means to hate white people for no reason while claiming its not racism because hating white people isn't racist. it means to favor tiny minority groups and segregate them from white people. it is about cramming lifestyles of gay people and other morally corrupt minorities in the public's face (especially children) and demanding you accept them.
by KODEN August 31, 2025
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Someone who spends hours a day browsing online for things that they can claim are "offensive", mostly so the "woke scout" can insult the uploader of said content and feel relevant. "Woke scout"s will use phrases such as "Be better.", assuming they are of some relevant high order.
Woke scout:"Why are you playing Super Mario? That's discrimination and racist. Be better."
Nomral people: *roll eyes*
Nomral people: *roll eyes*
by Based Fiend August 10, 2024
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by Mondfeuer November 19, 2022
Get the Woke mug.Putting some kind of social agenda over facts, logic, or known science, or believing something that is not true because personal feelings override conventional logic. Can also be used to describe someone who views everything through a racial or social justice lens.
Examples: "I failed my math exam. My teacher must be a racist, even though I didn't study or understand the lectures."
"I didn't have as many or as good qualifications as the other candidates, but I wasn't hired because I'm a woman and the person hiring is sexist."
Examples: "I failed my math exam. My teacher must be a racist, even though I didn't study or understand the lectures."
"I didn't have as many or as good qualifications as the other candidates, but I wasn't hired because I'm a woman and the person hiring is sexist."
Jane: "Actually, men CAN get pregnant! You need to educate yourself!!"
Joe: "What the fuck is wrong with Jane? Is she retarded?"
John: "No, she's woke."
Joe: "What the fuck is wrong with Jane? Is she retarded?"
John: "No, she's woke."
by Darkphil March 14, 2023
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