tit waffles

The flattest tits you've ever seen

Damn girl your tits are so flat they got baked by an iron just like your flat chested but you got a little flab there this why there called tit waffles

by xxxxmatt666 March 8, 2015

blue waffle

do not ever google blue waffle you will die like fr you will never be able to use google again please just dont do it

ahhhhh. sees blue waffle* wtf did i just see

by holygrail2016 March 3, 2016

The waffle house has found its new host

a meme created by the Youtuber Jonny RaZeR that was created on a youtube short by his viewers.

Why is everyone saying "The waffle house has found its new host" everywhere?

by jurylmao January 17, 2023

Never Eat Soggy Waffles

Never Eat Soggy Waffles or NESW stand for North East South West and is often used to remember what direction your facing.

Cash:What way am I facing?
Kyle:Never Eat Soggy Waffles
Kyle:You're facing north.
Cash:Thank you!

by aRandomNoob7 November 15, 2020

ego waffles

waffles made out of ego which are consumed by narcissistic people in order to sustain a delicate ego

That condescending bitch is so full of herself, I'll bet she ate ego waffles for breakfast.

by Apathetic Messiah January 23, 2011

Black waffle

A black woman who has a blue waffle

Stefanie was having a threesome with the garbadgeman and the nextdoor hobo , an awfull smell came up from between her legs. That's when they noticed she had a black waffle

by JesusLovesChildren August 19, 2011

waffle

A nice guy. (one day we were at dennys and realized that you always think about buying waffles, but then you always end up getting the french toast or something. It's not that there's anything wrong with a waffle, its just that the french toast is so damn tempting. So its the same for nice guys, it would make sense to go for one, but we never do. I mean, sure you'll leggo an eggo at home when nobodies looking, but yeah...)

Girl 1: Hey, why don't you go for Steve, he's so nice.
Girl 2: Ugh, yeah right, he's such a waffle.

by Pamela February 3, 2004