Uncle Pete

To steal someones food, while threatening do to bodily harm.

I'm hungry as a motha fucka I'm about to Uncle Pete that dude.

by Froggtogg March 14, 2015

Uncle Sammy

The act in which two straight males cross streams into the same urinal while at any establishment that serves alcoholic beverages. Both males may or may not be under the influence. Though neither male derives any sexual pleasure from this, both penises must be in plane sight to perform the act correctly.

Wtf bro....we totally pulled an Uncle Sammy last night at that Roosters.

by Potata head April 18, 2018

Eskimo Uncle

When your father has had sex with your friends mom, and your friend had came from the same hole making your friend your Eskimo Uncle while being Eskimo Brothers with your father.

Man 1: If you and your friend fuck the same girl, it makes you Eskimo Brothers. So if your dad fucks your friends mom does that make y’all cousins?

Man 2: Eskimo Brothers mean sharing the same hole, or passing by the same igloo. So it can’t turn into cousins.

Man 1: Hold up, I’m onto something.
Nooo.. Yor dad and friend would be Eskimo brothers making him your Eskimo Uncle!

This is how it was created.

by PineappleMayne July 1, 2019

uncle matt

Ass kissing jerk who is the favorite of his mothers. We get it.

Weak shoulders.

That guy was kissing his moms ass...we should call him uncle Matt.

by Thimbleconfused January 1, 2019

Uncle Nobhead

A phrase to describe a lazy teacher who doesn't actually teach their class! An Uncle Nobhead loves a good tommy tank whilst playing angry birds.

I wish uncle nobhead would teach us something rather than sit on his IPhone with a boner

by GeographyRot September 20, 2010

Uncle Stinky

The occasion where you feel like you have to take a large deuce, but you only drop a nugget. Except it takes at least, AT LEAST, a half of a roll of toilet paper and/or 5 baby wipes to clean your ass after.

I just dropped an uncle stinky and all the damn toilet paper I used clogged my damn toilet!

by Jockstar25 April 21, 2017

Uncle Woody

A creepy guy, reminiscent of Woody Allen, who takes much too much interest in hugging, playing with, and taking nude pictures of, small children. Especially a family member who has these tendencies. The ultimate example of this is marrying your almost-adopted foster child who you photographed nude for several years.

Oh look, if it isn't Uncle Woody. Hide the kids.

by TheMaskedMarvel February 1, 2010