Uncle Pete

To steal someones food, while threatening do to bodily harm.

I'm hungry as a motha fucka I'm about to Uncle Pete that dude.

by Froggtogg March 14, 2015

Uncle Sammy

The act in which two straight males cross streams into the same urinal while at any establishment that serves alcoholic beverages. Both males may or may not be under the influence. Though neither male derives any sexual pleasure from this, both penises must be in plane sight to perform the act correctly.

Wtf bro....we totally pulled an Uncle Sammy last night at that Roosters.

by Potata head April 18, 2018

uncle ray

someone who never buys anything and never shares anything

hes come to the pub with no money again...complete uncle ray!!!!!

by z123g July 8, 2016

Uncle Slayer

A cussin who dissolves uncle boxers.

"Martha is an Uncle Slayer. did you see she brought home Kevin Dockstaters Dad..."

by Ben Cullimore August 7, 2022

Uncle Woody

A creepy guy, reminiscent of Woody Allen, who takes much too much interest in hugging, playing with, and taking nude pictures of, small children. Especially a family member who has these tendencies. The ultimate example of this is marrying your almost-adopted foster child who you photographed nude for several years.

Oh look, if it isn't Uncle Woody. Hide the kids.

by TheMaskedMarvel February 1, 2010

Eskimo Uncle

When your father has had sex with your friends mom, and your friend had came from the same hole making your friend your Eskimo Uncle while being Eskimo Brothers with your father.

Man 1: If you and your friend fuck the same girl, it makes you Eskimo Brothers. So if your dad fucks your friends mom does that make y’all cousins?

Man 2: Eskimo Brothers mean sharing the same hole, or passing by the same igloo. So it can’t turn into cousins.

Man 1: Hold up, I’m onto something.
Nooo.. Yor dad and friend would be Eskimo brothers making him your Eskimo Uncle!

This is how it was created.

by PineappleMayne July 1, 2019

Dead Uncle

A very nice canoe that was your grumpy ass Uncle's that you received when he died.

We were paddling "The Dead Uncle" down the river.

by kolbyb1 March 9, 2013