Tony Blair 

The worst prime minister the Uk has ever seen. Stripping people of their rights by banning smoking, turned the world's best country into Bush's lapdog, and trying to turn us into a cesspit 4 asylum seekers, and a society of drones with no rights- just servants of the fascist labour party.

Hey- he screwed up immigration, pensions,the railways, wants us all 2quit smoking and not let clever people maximise their potential by tuition fees but still, hes freed the iraqi people so we can rob their oil!

Tony Blair by JamieC90 November 30, 2004

Tony Winner

A homosexual male (since most of the viewers and winners of the Tony Awards are often gay men, who often love showtunes and Broadway productions)

Jeremy's a total Tony Winner! He couldn't be any gayer if he was fisting the cast of "Glengarry Glen Ross", while singing along to the soundtrack of "Miss Saigon."

Tony Winner by TonyWinner April 21, 2009

Qingdao Tony 

The asian version of a dirty sanchez.

"He was giving me some lip so i give him the Qingdao Tony"

Qingdao Tony by qingdao tony September 8, 2016

Yummy Mummy if she weren't 2 tonney 

A rather large mother, who has a nice face, but she has spent too much time filling it

"mate, jame's mom would be a Yummy Mummy if she weren't 2 tonney!"

"Yer give it 10 pints"

Yummy Mummy if she weren't 2 tonney by Pizzels89 June 22, 2008

text tone 

The unintended tone read through a text, IM, or any other text based messaging system.

Text: "I hope you fucking die"
Response: "WTF!? Fuck you"
Text: "What? Why!? Oh... fucking text tone"

Text: "I hope you fucking die. lol"
Response: "Lol... Wtf?"
Text: "Lol... Proper text tone bitch."

text tone by ThatGuyYouSortOfKnow? December 15, 2010

tony bologna 

when the butt cheeks are completely unflexed (i.e. when one is bent over or walking up stairs) and you shove your pointer finger and middle finger up the others rectum using your thumb to cup the butt cheek.

"yesterday when I was walking home I went to pick up a dollar that I found on the sidewalk and a bum came up from behind me a shoved his finger up my ass."

"oh man, a bum gave you a tony bologna?"

tony bologna by little pedro July 1, 2009

tony hawk 

A dinosaur to skateboarding.

Tony Hawk single handedly fucked skateing fo life by releasing a video game and making a whole shit lode of posers.

tony hawk by cartman5000 July 25, 2004