touched the bird

When a girl grabs a guys dick unexpectedly and he squeaks like a bird

Becky walked up to John and touched the bird

by Ballislife19 May 11, 2015

Thoughtful thug

Someone who is incredibly thoughtful towards the people they care about, but they will go HAM on someone who hurts they peeps

Ashley is such a thoughtful thug. She brought me coffee but the barista tried messing up the order so she had to deal with them

by ThoughtfulThug December 25, 2016

thoughtography

A history of your thought process...

"Why do we always pause our shows and look up lyrics to "Come and get your Love"?

"Because i must live a little and do the things i must do...then we can get back to "The Leftovers "

"Ok then...let me know when i can press play"

" look, this is my thoughtography...deal with it!"

by Saundoggy July 29, 2017

touch white

its like knock on wood but not some racist Virginia shit

I think I got knocked up by a black man touch white

by Virginia Chelsea August 18, 2017

TouchDaLight

A snack made in the land of depression. Built with the finest sarcasm and suicidal thoughts. He is a member of the social climbers (the English version of team 10).

McDonald’s worker: Would you like a touchdalight with your meal?
Me:ThAtS a WhOle MeAl iTs sElF

by Ig// lookingforlen May 19, 2018

Touched spaghet

A very big evidence of a crime of touching spaghet. Mostly left in Europe.
Touching spaghet and getting caught will get you the sentence of death.

I CANT EAT MY TOUCHED SPAGHET! ITS TOUCHED!

by Jesus with a Shotgun June 5, 2018

thought expression

A thought which the thinker raises to a higher level by extracting it from his brain by saying it to himself and or others, verbally, nonverbally (such as by making a sound, a face, or a gesture), and/or by writing or drawing it. Expressing a thought also confirms to the thinker and those who are made aware of it that that thought was real, clarifies it, and makes it more useful. If the thinker or someone else records the thought in writing or in another way, it will not be forgotten and may help him in the future.

The following is an example of "thought expression". Carlos felt uncomfortable as the chair he sat on rolled away ever so slightly. Determined to do his homework, he attempted to ignore the feeling but told himself, "I felt it. I felt it," turned, got up, walked to the bedroom, and on his way there told himself verbally, "I felt afraid the chair would continue rolling and I would fall on the floor. That's what happened". With his feet on the floor and his knees bent, he laid back on his bed knowing that would calm him down. Knowing he is a hypersensitive person (HSP), he knew he could not deny his feelings because when he has, his body has given him some type of pain in his back, neck, or organs to remind him to not deny the things he feels. Today he also told himself, "Por algo...", to express his realizing that "God makes me feel the things I feel, for a reason."

by but for July 12, 2018