Rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles theme song

Badass theme song

Person 1: yo bro

Person 2: what?

Person 1: have you heard the rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles theme song?

Person 2: no what's that?

Person 1: let me play it for you!

*song starts*

Riseeee

Rise of the... teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Rise of the!

Teenage mutant ninja turtles!

Heros in a half shell!
TURTLE POWER!

Rising up against evil!
Paint the city green!
Raph is ready for a fight!
Leos making a scene!
Mikeys gotGOT rad skills!
Donnie rocksROCKS machines!

With each other they discover their destiny and rise!

COWABUNGA!

Rise of the!

Teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Teenage mutant ninja turtles!

Heros in a half shell!

RISEEEEEEES!

by Spiderman :3 April 23, 2023

Homeless without the M

When your hoe leaves you and you are in search of a new one.

You: I’m homeless without the m
Random person: I’ll be your hoe

by Joe Mamammamama is Gayming December 9, 2020

thembi

Most beautiful and intelligent girl on the face of the earth. Basically the same person as Beyonce.

"Oh my god she's so pretty she has to be a Thembi."

by dangerousjj February 2, 2017

themillnet

An internet messageboard that people go to bitch,moan,screw,hug,and kiss each other. A.K.A. The ANT N64 Rumor Mill's bastard son.

wtf happened to themillnet?

screw that place! let's play naked twister to justin timberlake music

by Steve October 21, 2003

The editors can go fuck themselves

A phrase everyone thinks when they submit a word which gets declined.

TRUE STORY
I wrote a not rude and not aggressive word and i expected it to be submitted... To my shock it was declined. So...I sent it again and well...it was declined again!

The editors can go fuck themselves.

Also, if you're an editor and you're reading this, I hope you are one of the good ones...otherwise take your laptop and shove it straight up your candy ass (check out The Rock) ;)

by diamondmanizzle3 January 14, 2014

naruto themed blow job

A blow job that consists of three identical triplets sucking or licking a penis/vagina giving the image of someone using shadow clone jutsu

Yo I just fucked these three girls Nikki, Nicola, and Nicole and they gave me a naruto themed blow job last night......so hot

by Yellowstar October 9, 2017

themself

pron.
Single form of word themselves, used when refering to person whose sex (male or female) is not known or identified. Often used where the word them is used as a single form as well.

A person that looks at themself hella long in the mirror may be selfsexual.

by fcsuper May 14, 2006