National throw your table day

On June 20th you grab a table and yeet it at 12:00

Tom:I’m gonna throw a table

Teacher:your not aloud to do that in class

Tom:did you know it’s National throw your table day today

Teacher:oh shit here we go again

by Appledotm June 8, 2022

Pogrs loot tables

Something that's as cool as a minecraft pet.

WOW THATS SO POGRS LOOT TABLES!

by ERIC_LX April 3, 2021

table bait

This best looking guy at the table

Hey, look at that table bait, maybe we should join them.

by firemanmoe February 3, 2014

Table

Why did you search for table

Get Timothy on the table and get the knife.

I don’t think Timothy likes tables.

Strap Timothy to the table!

by Ankmamma November 14, 2018

Table fish

When you and your best friend whip out their penises and slap them on the table. Loudest or most unique slap wins the match.

Hey Pete, you in for another round of table fish?

by Devo09 July 12, 2024

The tea is on the dining table

Slang for when someone you're gossiping about is nearby but you don't want that person to know you're gossiping about them, like a code.

Emma: Did you hear that Lisa is dating Travis? Ew.
Jane: Shhh, the tea is on the dining table.

by kimtete January 7, 2020

Table

A COMPLETE CONPIRACY TABLES ARENT REAL CHAIRS ARE USE TO TO POOP ON NOT SIT ON

TABLE=CONSPIRACY

by Dr.Hu November 27, 2021