A derogatory term for security officers favored by juvenile delinquents, vagrants and imbeciles who can't distinguish between police officers and security officers.
People who use this term are ignorant, petulant, uneducated, entitlement minded, stuck-up brats. They are under the delusion that the world revolves around them and security officers are supposed to be stupid enough to deviate from or even break their protocol to accommodate their overblown, delicate egos. They'll play the victim and cry that security officers are dicks and bullies who "gave them a hard time" because they didn't bend to their will. Their poor opinion comes from a very small percentage of security officers who are actually guilty of everything they say, but ignorantly choose to judge all of us as a whole due to their pitiful inability to think critically.
People who use this term are ignorant, petulant, uneducated, entitlement minded, stuck-up brats. They are under the delusion that the world revolves around them and security officers are supposed to be stupid enough to deviate from or even break their protocol to accommodate their overblown, delicate egos. They'll play the victim and cry that security officers are dicks and bullies who "gave them a hard time" because they didn't bend to their will. Their poor opinion comes from a very small percentage of security officers who are actually guilty of everything they say, but ignorantly choose to judge all of us as a whole due to their pitiful inability to think critically.
Angry, stuck-up princess: "Waa! That rent-a-cop made me stop, show a form of ID, sign in the guest log and made me wait one minute to check his list to VERIFY that I was actually on it! He's supposed to be stupid and take my word for everything! Waa!
Security Officer: "Sorry" to hear you're so butthurt because I actually did my job! 😂
Security Officer: "Sorry" to hear you're so butthurt because I actually did my job! 😂
by Magnus75 November 30, 2024
Get the Rent-a-copmug. by TBohnanza September 12, 2020
Get the Cop Infested Watersmug. by Psychologicalsquid June 9, 2017
Get the autism copmug. Typically used by professional undercover agents, the phrase "I'm not a cop", gives the impression that you are totally not a cop.
The phrase has assisted the force in infiltrating and capturing thousands of high value targets involved in drug and human traffic.
Mostly used as a persuasive tactic or a reassuring statement to mask his identity in sting operations.
The phrase has assisted the force in infiltrating and capturing thousands of high value targets involved in drug and human traffic.
Mostly used as a persuasive tactic or a reassuring statement to mask his identity in sting operations.
Totally not a Cop: "yo wassup', you guys know where I can find some of the good dope" , "I'm not a cop"
Crook 1: *pulls out gun*
Crook 2: *pulls out gun*
Crook 3: *pulls out gun*
Crook 4: *pulls out gun*
Crook 5: *pulls out gun*
Gang leader: *in a totally re assuring voice* "you came to the right place, let me show you around"
Crook 1: *pulls out gun*
Crook 2: *pulls out gun*
Crook 3: *pulls out gun*
Crook 4: *pulls out gun*
Crook 5: *pulls out gun*
Gang leader: *in a totally re assuring voice* "you came to the right place, let me show you around"
by INKREFIED October 1, 2019
Get the I'm not a copmug. 
by Pubernetes June 7, 2023
Get the cop bratmug. we did a funny thing then get chased by cops and john left the fucking door open exposing our hideout to the cops
by juggingrootsyeehaw12 November 5, 2023
Get the shut the fucking door john the cops are heremug.