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cop chop

A phrase used to tell someone to do something, while at the same time warn that the cops are nearby.
Guy 1: Dude, there's some fuzz up ahead! Hide the weed!
Guy 2: Flip a bitch! cop chop!
by TuckerTrash25 December 10, 2017
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What do you say when the cops come calling?

I mean... If the send officer sexy then...
Hym "Sit on my face please? Ma'am- Er, uh- Officer? Can I request my last meal early? No? I'll confess immediately if you let me hit it from the back? You got me! I was conspiring to murder that pussy, baby! I'M GONNA SHOOT!!! My load in you...? What DO you say when the cops come calling? I mean, you know what they say: The cops can't come calling if you're coming in a cop! Uum... Do I fill out the paperwork BEFORE or AFTER I fill you... Out? Up? I donno... But yeah, one of those ☝️
by Hym Iam March 1, 2025
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Cop

Somebody who can keep a job when they fuck up at work.
Cop- I could lose my job for this!

Guy- Its a reality for everyone else, what are you whining about it for? No matter what you do at work, you're still more likely to keep a job than most. Welcome to unemployment bro.
by Solid Mantis May 29, 2020
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Texas Cop

Something or someone that is unexpectedly immobile or useless, particularly in relation to fear or laziness.
I thought he might help me with the groceries, but he just stood there like a Texas Cop.
by KittyPetunia May 31, 2022
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TV cop

The one kind of cop more full of shit than a regular cop.
The TV Cop kept talking about how what he did to that unarmed black guy made him a real life hero, that it was more than TV.
by Solid Mantis November 25, 2020
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fap cop

Fap cop
Someone you live with who never let's you have privacy and will always show up right when your about to do the deed and make it impossible to fap, most likely a older sister or brother who stays up late and invades privacy without waring or cause.
My sister shows up to use the computer right out side my door every time I'm about to fap, she is a fap cop.
by Macadamias May 18, 2014
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easy cop

To buy something verry easily or ti dteal something verry easily
Javi: hey david did u finnese the new pair of jordans from jose
David:ofc i had to it was an easy cop
by Javier Sainz aka j dog aka October 23, 2017
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