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louisiana tech 

A Tier 1 University, whose students comprise of Nerds or Rednecks. The University itself is in need of a remodeling after standing for over 100 years, but that's to be expected. It is relatively small for its high ranking in education, and surprisingly cheap. In 2016 the school was unfortunately desecrated by individuals of racist beliefs, a sad act correlating to the demographic beliefs of the surrounding populous. The students there are either really smart and hard working who will leave with a Science, Engineering, or Education degree, or those who will get a degree relating to sports and alcohol, that is easy to achieve. Overall, Louisiana Tech is a great school, but be weary of the beliefs of the locals in correlation to your background.
Individual 1: "I'm going to Louisiana Tech, it's cheaper to go there then all of our in-state colleges, and offers a higher education"
Individual 2: "You mean a community college for rednecks, you idiot."
(Years later)

Individual 2: "long time, no see. How have you been ever since you went to that red neck community college?"
Individual 1:" Well I have an engineering degree, make 6 figures a year, nearly paid off my loans, and for the record 'Tech' is short for Polytechnic, not Technical, so no its not a community college, and a good bit of the students are red neck, but the education is anything but ."
Individual 2:" What? I got an Engineering degree too, but I don't make that much and I still have tons of loans."
Individual 1:"Well you should have gone to one of the best engineering universities in the country, like me."
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energy tech

Energy tech is where mad fake niggas go and mad dirty 145 kids go. Niggas jack they bout it but never do nothing. And mad ed kids go there.
Bob:You go to to the bummy school energy tech

Andy: yea niggas pussy
energy tech by 〽️🅱️Smallz November 9, 2019
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Ontario Tech University 

Ontario Tech University, or UOIT, or OnTechU, or whatever it's called has just over 10,000 students and is very easy to get in to. However, be warned, it will likely screw you in the ass. It's primarily guys, the engineers rule the school, with next to no party life. It is known for its Sticky Campus, where cum drips from the ceilings of UB.

Where people go because they didn't have the grades to get into a better school.
"Man, OnFuckMe fucked me over again with changing its name for the fifth time and I still haven't gotten laid"
"Do the engineers just jerk off all day or something? Why's it so sticky at Ontario Tech University?"

national nike tech day 

janurary 24 aka next monday is national tech day wear ur favorite tech
jan 24 is national nike tech day wear ur fav pair “pants and zipup”

eastern tech 

A high school in baltimore. you imagine the students go hard, right? well this school is all stuck up preps. the ones who arent stuck up are pot heads who are miserable walking the halls there. girls are ugly, but at the same time they're all sluts or no-life nerds who's mom probably works in there as a teacher or librarian. if you go to a party and a girl is left out fake-texting on her phone ,she probably goes to eastern tech. then shes lucky to even be at a party. GIRLS: theres a total of 6 hot freshmen, 4 hot sophomores, 7 hot juniors, and 3 hot seniors there for the 2009-10 year. GUYS: 8, 12, 16, &5. if you're one of the hot ones your either a pot head, an alcoholic, a slut, or really fucking outgoing to the point where you're a little cooky or weird. theres ,2 cool teachers.&guess what? I REALLLLLLLY wish I didn't go there :
1. Dude I totally met this girl who goes to eastern tech. She's fucking sexy, but she's really weird and a complete pot head/alcoholic. But, she fucked me so I don't care about all that.

2. I went to a party and some weirdo was sitting at the house computer IMing SmarterChild on aim...AND CRACKING UP AT IT!

3. Where's all the sexy people? I don't see them! Let me transferr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
eastern tech by fuckingsophomore January 22, 2010

Ga Tech Fan 

Someone who is confused, not in a normal state of mind. They have a weird obsession with things that buzz. They are commonly found in the suburbs of Atlanta...On occasion they roam from there domain, but immediatly have to return in order to survive. Life expectancy is only 4 to 10 years. They can be recognized by the familiar dawg bites on their tail.
I wish I was never a Ga Tech fan, because my friends just won't stop picking on me.
Ga Tech Fan by Dawg Fan May 6, 2006

ego tech 

A person or persons on a music tour or entertainment show that has no talent or trade and whos only purpose it to blow smoke up the artist's ass by telling them how great they are.
We had 10 busses on tour,2 guitar techs, sound man, and the rest were ego techs.
Ed McMahon was Jonny Carson's ego tech.
ego tech by twistednick December 28, 2009