Skip to main content

Sitch's Law

Most arguments are arguments about definitions, you just don't realize it.
Person 1: "One of the big problems with the Socialism VS Capitalism debate is that it almost always-like so many other debates; it devolves into debates over definitions. It’s tedious and unproductive, but it seems unavoidable at the same time."

Person 2: "Sitch's Law in action."
Sitch's Law by AssBurgerRap June 19, 2022
Sitch's Law mug front
Get the Sitch's Law mug.
See more merch
I need to get sitchy for this party tonight.
That’s nice cut. Your barber got u sitchy.
I’ll b sitchy when my direct deposit hit.
Sitchy by @treyjey90 December 18, 2018
A "Snitch" is a guy/girl who gets arrested by the cops, and then decides to give up info that can land another person/friend in lock-up. And as a result, the snitch is let go- - home free.

Usually, that motherfucker gets his/her ass beat up and put into the hospital, or stabbed up or shot.
A drug dealer gets caught by the cops, and the cops offer him a deal to be let off home free, so the motherfucker takes the deal and tells the cops about another dealer thats throwin dope around town, and then gets that other dealer arrested. A week later, Snitch gets jumped and put in the hospital.
Snitch rats on somebody again & ends up dead.
Snitch by SouthernWhiteFool850 June 13, 2014

Hungarian Switcheroo

It is a sex game. It's like the Cincinnati Switcheroo, but with a Russian Roulette twist. You and your friends ejaculate in tha same condom, mix it, than give the condom to an other guy, who was not part of the game. He than does the good ol' Cincinnati Switcheroo. 9 months later, the guy who got the baby lose.
We did the Hungarian Switcheroo 9 months ago and I lost, now Janice demand child support.

dry snitching 

To indirectly tell secrets or offenses to a person of authority or any person meant to be kept away from a secret or offense, sometimes inadvertently.
If the telling of secrets or offenses is purposeful, minute details are usually left out as not to appear to be directly telling.

It is indirectly snitching.

"I see this offensive picture is still up. I recall other member's being banned for posting such a thing."
"I see this offensive picture is still up. I recall other member's being banned for posting such a thing."

This person is dry snitching on the person that posted the offensive picture. The person is not directly named (a minute detail) and a direct action is not actually being suggested.

"Stop dry snitching. You are going to get him banned"
dry snitching by Busyman October 4, 2005

stop snitching

A campaign that pushes the idea that any african-american who reports any crime whatsoever to the police is a traitor. Quite popular in the gangster rap scene. This has been very effective in reinforcing the racist stereotype that all black people are criminals.
Maybe instead of "Stop snitching", the motto should be "Stop committing crimes".
stop snitching by GAWII March 1, 2008

switching up 

When a person acts differently either because they don't wanna hang out with you no more or they feel they too good for you. IT'S WRONG DON'T DO IT.
I remember my girl Kylie we used to hang out all the time but now she switching up so I don't fuck with her no more
switching up by peakofthegeek September 17, 2017