Splash

The act of a guy, getting a Hand job, or Blow Job, and allowing a large load of cum to escape onto the girl/ guys face.

Guy: "They call him Splash"

Girl: "Whyyy?"

Guy: He splashed in his last girls face."

Girl: "Ohh" <--She gives the 'come hither look, if she bes a hoe".

by Omar and Horhey May 8, 2010

splack

To fight someone

Yo I'ma splack that nigga

by AC September 26, 2003

Stinger Splash

The act involves a girl being on her back and spread eagle on a bed, while the man stands in the corner and attempts to enter her vagina from the jump. Very difficult and dangerous - High probability for a broken dick.

Derek: Did you hear Travis is in the hospital?

Charles: No! What happened?

Derek: He attempted a Stinger Splash and broke his shit!

by goillini33 April 6, 2009

green apple splatters

aka "cider poo" drinking too much cider the nite before and waking up with more than a fat bird

damn i was throwing back the scrumpy last nite got a case of the "green apple splatters"

by kaaos_crust October 16, 2006

SPLAF

Simultaneous Pedestrian Lateral Avoidance Failure: SPLAF
The awkward situation in which two people cannot find a way to avoid one another while walking in opposite directions toward one another, as one person continually moves horizontally to match the other's movements.

Onlooker 1: "What are they doing, moving back and forth like that?"
Onlooker 2: "It's a SPLAF."

by 143267 December 28, 2009

Splatoon Porn

Why the fuck would you search that,everybody there expect the idols are 14-16

Guy:do you know where can I have that splatoon porn man?
Other guy:what the fuck you disgusting piece of shit,Metroid porn is way better

by ChipsforDips August 20, 2018

cucumber splash

The woman takes a dump and gives the man a blowjob simultaneously. The cucumber serves the part of the pun here as there are two long hard members, both making a splash.

Suzan gave Garrett a cucumber splash.

by j-yo felony May 23, 2008