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Carpet Shark

A lesbian who likes to go down on girls who are on their period. When they come up for air, they have blood on their face.
That girl is a real carpet shark. Don't let her find out your girlfriend is on the rag.
by jbszee December 19, 2008
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smarktard

An Internet wrestling fan who worships guys like Dave Meltzer and Jim Cornette and cannot have their own opinion unless they hear it from them or those who also fallow them as well.
Paul is such a smarktard he believes everything Dave Meltzer writes.
by LordScythe August 3, 2017
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Sarkand

1) A dark, empty void left after one's mind is split from emotional war.
2) That "2:30" feeling.
3) Anything, Everything, and ALL THINGS despondent, woeful, and other synonyms for "sad."
-points at a guy-
Guy 1:Sarkand?
Guy 2:Sarkand.
Guy 1:poor douchebag.
Guy 2: oh well
by WarChorus November 4, 2010
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Sarky Dave

A conjuction of the word Sarky, an individual unable to recognise the sarcastic undertones of anothers voice, and Dave, a name often associated with slow dim-whitted idiots. A Sarky Dave would undoubtedly have been walked around on a lesh as a child.
Froslim- yo check out da kid on dat lesh he be weirdin me out

Expert- that child will undoubtedly grow into a Sarky Dave. Parasites.

"Hey Dave your lyrics are really good"- a Sarky Dave will never understand this sarcasm, ever.
by Alicbaker December 15, 2011
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Sarky Dave

A conjunction of the newly formed word Sarky, an individual unable to recognise the sarcastic undertones of anothers voice, and Dave, a name often associated with slow and dim-whitted idiots. As a child a Sarky Dave would undoubtedly been walked on a lesh.
Froslim- yo check the kid on dat lesh he weirdin me out

Expert- that child will undoubtedly grow into a Sarky Dave. Parasites.
by pepeport December 15, 2011
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shark central

a place fulled of sluts that are DTF (down to fuck), basicly any man ,however he looks will be able to get lucky and he will be free to "shark" around for sluts.
example: jonhy : mate tonight there is a full moon party , so many DTF girls .

mario" shark central" lets go get lucky
by wits&tits September 2, 2013
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Shark spanked

The sexual act in which an individual will bite and then immediately spank the same area on another person.
Brad: dude last night she shark spanked me!

Ricky: no way! I can speak Spanish, which will help me in business!
by Ljbarrett June 30, 2016
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