Sloppy Seconds

The act of having sex twice in a short time span, often with a different partner.

Alice: Last night, after screwing Bob, I had sloppy seconds with Tom.

Mary: I had sloppy seconds with John less than an hour after we finished going at it.

by Origal May 9, 2009

sloppy juice

Noun: A murderer who has left so many clues as to the perpetrator that they are easily caught.

Verb: The process of murdering someone in such a manner that you don't cover your tracks.

"That guy was so easy to convict, that was some sloppy juice"

Origins = OJ Simpson was known as 'The Juice'

by Kspraydad November 11, 2008

Sloppy Toppy

When one loves to give head so sloppy that the spit runs down their ass crack. Swallowing is recommended for protein after the hard work.

Yo, can I get some sloppy toppy?

by Anonymously929490 July 10, 2022

Sloppy Ganesh

A traditional indian marriage ritual activity that involves shitting in the middle of a busy street(busier the better) and sensually massaging the subsequent mix of shit and asphalt all over the sexual partner's body, with great emphasis on the orifices. Once the thin, even coat of mud, shit, asphalt, and skin particles are virtually indistinguishable to each other, the ritual is complete and the two may be pronounced husband and lesser husband(wife).

"Bro, you haven't been to New Delhi? Bad bitches over there give the dirtiest Sloppy Ganeshes. Some dude died from one once from typhoid fever."

by Penguinologist April 16, 2019

sloppy doppy

A sloppy doppy is a blow job given from one guy to another while drunk alone

Damn simon, I heard you gave a sloppy doppy to Nik, you good ?

by Dqswizzle May 15, 2018

Sloppy Falafel

To recieve oral sex from someone from arab ethnicity which is sloppy

Dude, did you hear Stephen Giles got a sloppy falafel last night

by Tom Willis1987 June 13, 2011

Sloppy Beluga

The male variant of the Sloppy Unicorn. An intrepid slattern affixes a strap-on Fleshlight to the back of her head and lays down on her stomach. Her lucky male partner of choice then engages in coitus with said Fleshlight. The location of the Fleshlight is meant to simulate the location of a whale's blowhole.

Female: "Ohhhhh honey! It's Valentine's day today, and you know what that means!"

/brandishes Fleshlight

Male: "Fuuuuucka you, whaaaaaale! Sloppy Beluga time!"

by DJ Easy Dick February 28, 2011