skeet

a female who sleeps with a lot guys
and wonders why they play her all the time.

yo that hoe camille is a skeet! you could get with that easy :)

by brooklyn hater December 31, 2003

skeet nigger

An insult used to describe a person acting stupid.

Gosh, my boss just fired me, he's a dang skeet nigger.

by Cody H. June 11, 2006

skeetch

Verb: A rambling speech during sex by the partner on bottom. Occurs during sexual intercourse, when the person on top is utterly horrible and cannot maintain the attention of their partner, and the one on bottom begins to randomly babble about non-related information. Tends to serve as a notice of disinterest to the mediocre partner.

Bob cannot pleasure Betty, who is laying on the bed, unentertained. Bob tries his hardest to pleasure Betty, who yawns and begins to recite "The Road Not Taken" by Robert Frost. Bob thus caused Betty to skeetch.

by scaswell January 1, 2009

Skeet

A term used in Ulster and North Leinster (Ireland).
Skeets ("skayt" in skeet language) are the opposite of rockers, and a variation of spide.
Generally wearing a Meckenzie or Fred Perrie tracksuit, carrying a knife and a number one haircut.
Most have a vocabulary of about 3, and have the conversational skills of your average garden brick.

Skeet language:
"Well ba"
"Ye startin?"
"Aye go on den"
"UR MA!"
"Stab ye hay!"
Etc etc

Skeet females are like the males, only usually really really fit.
Only problem is that the only thing that ever comes out of their mouths is white noise.
Generally pregnant or seeking pregnancy.

Skeets enjoy beating up rockers, EMOs, stealing, aswell other forms of crime, eating, sleeping and getting each other pregnant.
An agressive species, they are attracted to flourescent light, particular glowsticks.

There presence is usually signified by the "nst nst nst" dance rythtym of that pigshite they like to call "their" music.

Utter gobshites...

Aye he's a pure skeet hay

Ye startin son?

by Conchúir Ó hÓgáin March 9, 2008

skeet

to ejaculate all over someones face

bob had skeet last night

by bob November 16, 2004

skeet cohee

to throw still warm seamen on someones back or body part

i skeet cohee'ed on cory yesterday

by stoph March 1, 2004

skeet

to cum everywhere....I mean EVERYWHERE.

Josh skeeted all over his own face on accident. He even got skeet in his hair.

by quang do April 21, 2005