Australian selfie

A selfie "down under" AKA a picture of your junk.

I accidentally tweeted my Australian selfie and it ruined my political career!

by aliciakmeighty August 31, 2013

self-advising

'Self-Advising' is the term for doing what you ought not, KNOWING BEFOREHAND that you ought NOT and yet . . . you do it anyway. This is especially true of calling with a known dead hand in poker. Against our own best advice to ourselves and gut instincts (and sometimes even the odds), we do what we know is wrong because . . . well, you know the list of reasons, we all have them and interchange and use them at random.

When am I going to start listening to myself and STOP! listening to myself? That's what I get for self-advising again.

by ORD ELLIS September 14, 2007

self foruming

A phrase describing boredom. An individual getting so bored or sidetracked so much that he/she begins to converse with him/herself by using nonsense on Forum threads; usually by means of the Forum's Edit option.

(Verb) "I feel like Self Foruming"
(Noun) "I bet he's a Self Forumer, he said he was French."
(Adjective) "That cleverly placed banana peel I just slipped on makes me feel so Self Forumish"

by Matt "FoolyCooly" Miller October 3, 2007

self-delusion

Self-delusion occurs when a person tricks themselves into thinking something, which usually isn't true. This might happen when something very bad happens, like a close family member or friend got into an fatal accident, and you have no clue if they're okay or not, because you didn't know it was fatal. You may try to make yourself believe they are okay, when they are sadly not. You delude yourself.

Sally thinks her dog'll be okay. She really has deluded herself. (self-delusion. She deluded herself into thinking her dog would be okay)

by Voldemort can smell the colors August 27, 2014

Selai

Selai is a tropical name which many have never heard before. She is caring, kind and always thinking of others. As well as this Selai has a secret talent that she doesn’t really show off, if you have a Selai in your life she is always going to be there for you and if your in an argument with her she will always be the one to try and sort it out as well as being the first to say sorry.

In addition Selai is smart and very relatable you can literally talk about anything to her and she won’t judge as she loves you for who you are

“I’m really stuck can you help me”
“Na sorry I don’t get it either “
“Oh! I know, let’s go ask Selai she is smart so she will probably help us”

by By Rebecca Boaden May 16, 2019

Self-Induced Rape

The act of masturbating one’s self when flaccid.

Person 1: Who do you think raped that guy?
Person 2: It was self-induced rape.
Dun! Dun!

by TylerStone696969 August 29, 2019

Selfcontrol

To me self control is when you can stop yourself in bad situation and also stop yourself from making the dumbest decisions in life

Have high selfcontrol

by Chichi2x November 30, 2019