Alex Seeds

-The state of being completely at the whim of the deterministic nature of the universe.

-Devoid of free will or the ability to choose ones own path.

-Being completely convinced of the fact that any free will is simply an illusion.

-Denoting the simultaneous possession of the qualities of being inherently seductive and maintaining a conscious awareness and confidence in this attribute, as humorously conveyed in the well-known lyrical phrase: 'I'm sexy and I know it.

“Yeah i was trying to convince him not to go ahead with it, but he was really Alex Seeds at the time.”

“Be careful around that guy, his name is Alex Seeds and he doesnt have free will.”

“I went on a date with Alex Seeds and woke up 4 days later in the boot of an abandoned car in Rocklea”

by Charlie (AKA 99) July 5, 2023

Bolt Seeker

A seemingly crazy person. Someone with a Screw Loose, therefore they need a bolt to tighten it.

That Prime Minister Sunak is a right Bolt Seeker cancelling rules that didn't exist.

or
Anyone that rides a bicycle without a helmet is a total Bolt Seeker

by anonymous September 22, 2023

Bolt Seeker

A seemingly crazy person, ie they have a screw loose and therefore need a bolt to tighten it.

Someone that does something insane, such as voting Tory or eating paint.

PM Sunak is a right Bolt Seeker, cancelling rules that don't exist.
or
Anyone that rides a bicycle without a helmet is a total Bolt Seeker

by anonymous September 22, 2023

Attention seeking

HE'S the one attention seeking! Now LOOK AT ME! You have to give ME the attention that HE wants or HE wins! Now buy my book! It's about how HE'S an attention seeker! I'm the one who should have it!

Attention Seeker "He's attention seeking! Now pay attention to me! And buy my book!"

by Hym Iam November 29, 2023

drama seeker

A person who purposefully searches for touchy subjects and controversial topics that have already been for the most part resolved for the sole purpose of starting arguments

“Hey remember how Carl got caught cheating a few months ago? Man, can’t believe he’d stoop so low.”

“Oh come on, James, that happened three months ago, and he already paid the censequences. Quit beeing a drama seeker.”

by ColdFridgeSpaghetti97 December 20, 2023

Asylum Seekers

A enthusiasm used by the woke far-left democratic fake-news media when referring to the massive illegal law-breaking criminal illegal immigrants invading the open southern borders of the United States of America, thanks to the incompetent child sniffing kid touching pedo president sleepy Joe Biden. Illegal law-breaking immigrants are absolutely NOT asylum seekers, since none of them are escaping any political persecution, nor are they being displaced due to any kind of war or violence. They are just poor. That's it. They're leaving they're nasty shit hole countries and invading the United States because they're poor, and the democratic far-left woke political party currently in power is encouraging and inviting them and providing them with free money, free housing, free food, free medicare, free clothes, free laundry, virtually EVERYTHING they need at the expense of the American tax payer's pocket.

"Asylum Seekers?! They're fucken criminal illegal immigrants taking all the shit that should be for us! Kid sniffing pedo President Biden is a scumbag, ESPECIALLY since he sniffs and touches children... ON CAMERA! WE ALL SEEN IT! GET THE KID SNIFFING PEDO OUTTA HERE!"

by 🌴Koopa High🌴 February 4, 2024

Smoke Seeker

When one seeks the smoke; confrontation of the highest order. They often are the reasons for fights to be started just to fight.

Friend 1: “ Why shouldn’t I talk to that dude?”
Friend 2: “ Cuss they a smoke seeker. Half the fights in this school happen because of him.”

by R8cingca77z February 10, 2024