Crack Scale

A metric scale that goes to the hundredths place.

Yo weigh out 3.25 on that crack scale.

by Werdnozbiggie January 16, 2020

Sphincter scale

The measure unit of a fart based on it's intensity/ sound

Ex 1: I just ripped one of 8.5 on the sphincter scale
Ex 2: that wind was for sure a 9.1 on sphincter scale, had it been passed 10 I would've shart those pants

by simdugz February 06, 2025

scale of autism

A scale from 1 to 10 that you can place people on based on how much they vape per day.

That guy is like, an 8 on the scale of autism. He just ripped the fattest cloud.

by VapeNationXD December 21, 2016

pillsbury scale

The pillsbury scale is the level of attractiveness of an individual's abdomen based on how much their belly button inspires you to poke it.

The scale is mostly a phenominalogical experience and as a consequence has yet to be concretely defind.

Jerry is ranking high on the pillsbury scale today.

by Puhtooie February 18, 2019

Scale

The thing that tells me I’m to fat for life

“Hey son did you check your weight on the scale and did you loose weight you fat ass?”
“...yes dad”

by Microsoft12 June 09, 2019

Scales

N. A situation of utter misery and hopelessness

"We're in the scales, now"

by Beanboi85 November 04, 2021

scales

The streaks left on the sides of the toilet after a sticky poop.

Look at the scales in the toilet. I went poop!

by Cam-da-man March 06, 2022