An abnormally intelligent asshole
by Donttuchmywizardstaff June 28, 2025
The grenglish scale is the scale of intensity of grenglish. It's shown by adding more grenglish. For each grenglish it's 10x worse. Each grenglish is connected with an i. So 2 on the grenglish scale (10x worse than normal grenglish) would be shown as grenglishigrenglish.
(Grenglish is another definition I made. Its a combination of gen Z + gen alpha brainrot + prison slang)
(Grenglish is another definition I made. Its a combination of gen Z + gen alpha brainrot + prison slang)
"Why do you speak a 2 on the grenglish scale?"
"Imagine a 7 on the grenglish scale. That would be horrifying"
Translations:
0 scale
"The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog"
1 scale
“Yo, that fast brown fox be hoppin’ over that slow-ass doggo, fr.”
2 scale
“Ayo that speed demon fox finna bounce ova that crusty ol’ dawg like no cap, fr fr, sksksk.”
3 scale
“BRO THAT ZOOM-ZOOM BROWN FOXY SKRRRT-SKRRRT ON DAT DEADASS DOGGO LAYING WIT NO JUICE. JUMPS? NAH, HE SPINNIN’ THRU YO SOUL, YEET YEET YEET!!! 😩🔥💀 SKRT SKRT SKRT SKRT snacc alert”
Anything past 3 is considered to be at an incomprehensible level of brainrot, and is theorized to infect individuals with grenglish.
"Imagine a 7 on the grenglish scale. That would be horrifying"
Translations:
0 scale
"The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog"
1 scale
“Yo, that fast brown fox be hoppin’ over that slow-ass doggo, fr.”
2 scale
“Ayo that speed demon fox finna bounce ova that crusty ol’ dawg like no cap, fr fr, sksksk.”
3 scale
“BRO THAT ZOOM-ZOOM BROWN FOXY SKRRRT-SKRRRT ON DAT DEADASS DOGGO LAYING WIT NO JUICE. JUMPS? NAH, HE SPINNIN’ THRU YO SOUL, YEET YEET YEET!!! 😩🔥💀 SKRT SKRT SKRT SKRT snacc alert”
Anything past 3 is considered to be at an incomprehensible level of brainrot, and is theorized to infect individuals with grenglish.
by Donttuchmywizardstaff June 28, 2025
A hideous contraction of normal English, gen z brainrot, gen alpha brainrot, and prison slang. Only and rarely spoken in the deepest parts of tiktok and roblox chats.
"No way he's speaking Grenglish"
"I've never met someone who speaks Grenglish"
Translations:
"The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog"
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"Bro zoomed like a cracked NPC, cleared that AFK mutt ong no cap"
"I'm tired"
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"Bro I’m fried like commissary ramen, fr fr.”
"I've never met someone who speaks Grenglish"
Translations:
"The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog"
-->
"Bro zoomed like a cracked NPC, cleared that AFK mutt ong no cap"
"I'm tired"
-->
"Bro I’m fried like commissary ramen, fr fr.”
by Donttuchmywizardstaff June 14, 2025