Santa Claus

Your Parents! TEAAA SPILTTT

Santa Clause forgot to fill my stocking! Man.😔

by _Kermit_The_Frog_ December 07, 2019

Santa Claus

When she suck your sac

Wife: want a Santa Claus

by Ksieatsmybumbum November 17, 2020

Santa Claus

A disgusting pedophile and pervert that watches children every year. Not only does watch children, but he also has the largest child porn collection in the world. Santa Claus has been arrested and charged for the possession of child pornography. He has been sentenced to life imprisonment with no parole. And the bars in his jail cell will be strong, so there’s no way for him to get out.

Santa Claus is a disgusting pedophile.

by PrivateUsernameClear June 11, 2022

Santa Claus

The old man in red who breaks in, points to you, then your mum and your dad, then says "Hoe hoe hoe"

Kid: Santa Claus is so mean
Santa: Hoe

by da_savage_hacker January 04, 2020

Santa Claus

A fat jolly man who eats all your cookies and gives you presents, don't give him cookies!!!!!!

ugh Santa Claus is such a fatty

by Gabilit October 24, 2018

Santa Claus

A stalker that children like for some weird reason

''Santa Claus sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake...''

by StickyMick December 07, 2019

Santa claus

Other terms for inexistence

Hey! Santa Claus is fake. LOL

by Aloovn December 19, 2017