Creamy Caesar salad

When one is having sex with someone while they are having a seizure.

My girlfriend was naked and started having a seizure, and I decided to fuck her and but a nut in her. I said I just had a creamy caesar salad.

by Bobbybell May 17, 2020

Toss your salad

Oral sex of the anus

I'll toss your salad when i eat your taco.

by mirddes July 23, 2022

Chinese Egg-Salad Sandwich

Step 1. Force lettuce tomatoes and croutons in to rectum of a Cock (male chicken)

Step 2. Forcefully shove the chicken starting at the head into the anal cavity of a small anorexic dog

Step 3. Orally fuck the left nasal cavity of the dog while simultaneously eating the salad out of the chicken’s ass

Yo you should come over to our house for dinner tonight, we’re having Chinese Egg-Salad Sandwich

by Shower_Shiter_Duo January 24, 2023

EXTREME JIMMY CROALL SALAD

Like the original croall salad only this time its EXTREME. the wedgie goes over his head twice whilst 5 grown men spank him on his cheeks until theyre bright red as well as intense pubic hair plucking. On very very very special occasions the leader of the salad family richard brings his boat out where willy, jimmy and richard get EXTREME three way saladed on the front of mickeys steam boat.

PLEASE KING IM BEGGING YOU DONT GIVE ME AN EXTREME JIMMY CROALL SALAD

by CHAZ TIZZY GOAT November 7, 2023

Salad Ass

When you eat too much salad/roughage causing loose stools giving one the ability to identify the different vegetables within the feces. Unrelated to tossing salad.

I had a huge Greek salad last night for dinner and this morning I have salad ass.

by SweetFish February 17, 2010

Salacious pete

During intercourse while in cowgirl position, without warning as your woman rises up your shaft. You pull her feet out from under her and force her to land with your member in her ass while holding her ankles.

Having sex last night I pulled a salacious Pete on this chick.

by Infoman101 June 23, 2014

Salad bar Christian

People who identify as a Christian, but pick and choose the parts of the Bible they wish to believe. They often ignore those passages that contradict or condemn their sinful lifestyle.

How can John lecture everyone about how he is such a committed Christian and then hookup with so many women. He's a salad bar Christian bro, they do whatever they want six days a week and then act pious on Sunday. unbeliever, hypocrite, religion, Christian, pastor, preacher, Bible baller, pastor pimp

by joecoolthefool May 31, 2015