by Spanky420 June 27, 2006

by Tom Pike June 2, 2008

When you sit down at a restarant to enjoy a nice meal, and when your salad comes to the table you take a bite and notice a huge weiner in your food.
by Lefty9878 September 25, 2005

noun.
1. When a man jizzes on his hand and smears all over a woman's face before licking it all of amd spitting it into her vagina.
1. When a man jizzes on his hand and smears all over a woman's face before licking it all of amd spitting it into her vagina.
Brad: Hey I really like that chick, but she did something weird last night
Mark: What? She said you weren't ugly? Haha!
Brad: Fuck you dude. No. We were hanging out and she told me to give her a blue salad.
Mark. Fuck dude. You gotta keep her. She a freak.
Mark: What? She said you weren't ugly? Haha!
Brad: Fuck you dude. No. We were hanging out and she told me to give her a blue salad.
Mark. Fuck dude. You gotta keep her. She a freak.
by blue salad January 27, 2019

momma is tossing the salad for our b-b-q
by ashley May 4, 2003

to have your asshole eaten out with jelly or syrup.
usually used with a possesion pronoun or a conjunction
tossed a salad
tossed my salad
tossed her salad
tossed our salad
usually used with a possesion pronoun or a conjunction
tossed a salad
tossed my salad
tossed her salad
tossed our salad
timmy, you got a D. you know what you gotta do?... NOOOOOO!!! i dont wanna toss a salad...ima read!!! ima learn to read!!!
a tossed salad isnt a tossed salad
a tossed salad isnt a tossed salad
by OMGigotmysaladtossedOMG May 2, 2006
