readbale

A typo that led to the creation of a new word: when one gives up reading a collection of words (e.g. books, omnibus). Essentially, it is when one bails on reading a bale of words.

As she was too sleepy to continue the assignment, she readbaled and decided it was a problem for tomorrow.

by crash landing sa kama October 30, 2023

reading assignment

Something that teachers assign nearly every night. Students don't usually give a crap and read the assigned material, only to be in shock when there's a quiz on it the next day. On Rate My Professors, they can easily be denoted if they have the Get Ready to Read tag.

I heard our new teacher's a really tough grader. He puts out reading assignments every class and ends up quizzing you on it the next day.

by The Real Driller November 19, 2023

reading

when you fuck a book
and you start cumming in it and pages dissolve

and then you proceed to blow up a plane while a rusty chevrolet is driving on the ground on fire

jhon: was jeffery reading
jeffery: I was driving a plane to blow it up

by john6969696420420420 November 30, 2024

reading comprehension devil

a saying that is used when someone doesn't understand a piece of media/literature. refers to the show/manga "chainsaw man."

Person 1: "The man who was murdered in the story the Tell Tale Heart by Edgar Allen Poe was actually alive the whole time and it was his heart was beating in the floorboards!"
Person 2: "The reading comprehension devil strikes again!"

by bookuser11 December 19, 2023

Read Bassler

A super omega cutie. He does really gay things in sports like volleyball that annoy the hell outta you, but a real good player nevertheless. His mom has an omega-gyatt, but he never admits it. Also likes to go to the gym, and play basketball cuz he’s a basketball tryhard. Also hums really loudly in the back of class, not knowing it.

“You see that guy over there? He’s a real Read Bassler.”

by BrennanNotDeaver December 21, 2023

Radoncic

Of the Balkan surnames Radoncic is the largest and most powerful. They include billionaires, athletes, heads of state, those with specialized skills, and Ivy League graduates.

A Radoncic can recognize another Radoncic from a distance, they then greet each other in a specialized way, in which only they can…

“Radonciciiiiiiii, Djesmo Jebe ti li sta”

“ Alooo Turciiiiiiii, djesi Brattt Mojjjjj”

“ ohhhhhh Samireeeeeee, nije ti bas mal kobacicaaa”

by BratMojjj December 30, 2023

Read tart it

Read tart it it's a word for the r word

Ddddjdj read tart it it's a slur

by Davldd January 3, 2024