drop the kids off at the pool

/drɒp ðə kudzu ɒf ət ðə pu l/
phr. v. (slang, humorous, vulgar)

1. To defecate; to go to the toilet for a bowel movement.
2. To engage masturbation, until climax, into a toilet.

Etymology: Figurative and euphemistic expression popularized in late 20th-century American slang. The “kids” metaphorically represent faeces, and the “pool” the toilet bowl. Usage reflects a broader tradition of humorous circumlocutions for defecation. Modern day usage developed into a meaning for self-relief, for either healthy bowel movements or acts of self love.

e.g. "Where is your toilet closet? I need to drop the kids off at the pool!"

by anonymous August 21, 2025

Regular pool shit

When someone fingers you in the pool.

What happened last night? You know, just some regular pool shit. You’re very tight, btw.

by Mander$ November 30, 2019

pool pearls

When the loads of all the ternage boys in the YMCA pool coagulate and chemically harden over the years to create actual pearls that you step on and hurt your feet while walking around in said pool.

Dude, is this pebble tec for reals, or am i walking a field of pool pearls over here??

by Johnny B from AZ August 1, 2018

Sesh Pool

A pool of spit and ash that accompanies an outdoor sesh.

Jaxson: is that a sesh pool you got there?
Louis: yeah cunt
Jaxson: aight imma spit in it

by Chonnyman October 22, 2019

ice cold pool

best wallows song no one cares if you think otherwise

person: the best wallows song isnt ice cold pool
me: shut the fuck up

by dylanminnetteanti!! April 17, 2022

Pool-chubb

Wearing a bathing suit that outlines your manhood.

I hope your sister and parents don't notice my pool-chubb.

by Slang-o-nomics June 1, 2014

Pool piggyback

Anal sex in a pool while swimming with a team . The sport of Kings

“Left pool piggybacked Right for 1.02 miles before everyone had to get out of the pool because the lifeguard spotted pieces of brown shit floating next to them”

by King baby March 11, 2022