by Lasalle0412 May 17, 2016
Get the Nipple pocketmug. When someone has an erection and to keep it from showing you hold the tip of your dick through your pocket
This pretty girl bended over in front of me at work today I had to hold my pocket mushroom for hours
by Joey 240 December 18, 2016
Get the Pocket mushroommug. The noise you hear on the other end of the phone when someone's cell phone key pad got mashed in their pocket and accidentally called you. The person who called doesn't even know they've called.
The sound is usually a combination of static, muffled voices, loud bar music, or inaudible random conversation.
This often leads to incredibly long phone messages, and potentially large long-distance charges.
The sound is usually a combination of static, muffled voices, loud bar music, or inaudible random conversation.
This often leads to incredibly long phone messages, and potentially large long-distance charges.
by AmyT June 28, 2007
Get the pocket noisemug. When storage of a cell phone in your pocket results in many unwanted photos. Usually completely black and just taking up phone storage space.
Dude 1: Man, I had my phone in my pocket all day and now I have an album full of Pocket Pictures!
Dude 2: Lame!
Dude 2: Lame!
by Brian Moreau October 10, 2007
Get the Pocket Picturemug. The area in between pressed-inward breasts (see also: cleavage, the valley)) where one would insert their penis (referred to by some as a pontoon ) to engage in mammary intercourse (see also: titfuck)
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He stuffed a Jackson into the stripper's pontoon pocket, fervently dreaming of jammin' his wang in there.
by Sukebe- No Kotoba October 19, 2008
Get the pontoon pocketmug. by Whitboi93 August 25, 2008
Get the Pink Pocketmug. The act of sneaking up and sliding your cock into a co-worker's or buddy's pocket and blowing your load.
Tom: "I went 2 months without ejaculating so that my dick would be sensitive enough to cum just from sliding it into Steve's pocket. I think I traumatized him into shock!"
Bob: "Sweet. Gave that honky the old Hot Pocket!"
Bob: "Sweet. Gave that honky the old Hot Pocket!"
by mrcheesenowait January 25, 2012
Get the Hot Pocketmug.