Piss-Padlock

This is an act of true bros/breddas/homies/dons who are comfortable around eachother's gential areas.

It requires two individuals one of which is urinating (preferably male) and the other individual forming a "padlock" around the stream of piss consisting of their thumb and forefinger. Upon completion of this, the phrase "Bun You!" should be exclaimed by both participants to confirm the ritual complete. This will be the formation of an unbreakable bond.

"Did you hear Jack and Gichael did a Piss-Padlock together?"
"No way haha, that's so like Jack"
"I know right"

by tjtinny January 20, 2021

Penis Palooza

do sex in a locker

Hey Bob mc. Bobberson, I did a Penis Palooza today!
Bob mc. Bobberson: wai wat-

by P0pcord February 22, 2021

Messy Pablo

Much like a Dirty Sanchez, except a full beard.

My girlfriend came over last night and gave me a good ole Messy Pablo. It was very poggers.

by poggershoggers May 8, 2021

Juan Pablo

The funniest, tallest, smartest, coolest creation of God you will ever encounter on Earth.

He also has a big dick.

I want Juan Pablo to choke me.

by TheGodCreations November 21, 2021

Juan Pablo

Juan Pablo is apparently a reserved boy, he finds it difficult to express his feelings but nevertheless, he shows you if he cares about you. He is authentic and has the best sense of humor, Juan Pablo also usually sings quite well and has an artist's gift!

wow I didn’t know Juan Pablo sang that well!

by anónimoxd November 22, 2021

Juan Pablo

A tall loving person that has the fattest and longest cock you will ever see in your fucking life 10-14 inches

Dude Juan Pablo has a fatass fucking cock

by Pussyyur November 23, 2021

Dirty Padlock

A dirty padlock is similar to a dirty protest but its traditionally used at festivals where festival goers will smear faeces on their own tent to stop their belongings being stolen.

Tarquin that crusty over there has smeared s**t on his tent... Oh that's a dirty padlock Georgina.

by han.han.han April 14, 2022