the act of double-penetration in a single orifice, usually the vagina
The exact origins of the Turkish can opener are unknown, but I did this last weekend, so we could say that it started there, for historical purposes.
The exact origins of the Turkish can opener are unknown, but I did this last weekend, so we could say that it started there, for historical purposes.
Girl: Owee!!!
Other Girl: WTF mate?
Girl: I'm in major pain, my BF and his BFF did a Turkish can opener on my snooch last night.
Other Girl: Ooh, what's a Turkish can opener?
Girl: One cannot be told about a Turkish can opener. You have to feel it for yourself.
Other Girl: WTF mate?
Girl: I'm in major pain, my BF and his BFF did a Turkish can opener on my snooch last night.
Other Girl: Ooh, what's a Turkish can opener?
Girl: One cannot be told about a Turkish can opener. You have to feel it for yourself.
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Describes the decision made by one to, for example, actually attempt to learn a person's name before making out with him/her at a party. This, as well as other social implementations and improvements, intends to position one for the possibility of gaining a long term relationship. Thus, you are putting yourself in position to settle down on a person.
This decision is often made after one has had an outrageously dirty weekend with uncountable hookups. While it can relate to both males and females, the term itself is quite masculine. Furthermore, males, typically being the social initiator, bare most of the weight in such scenarios. Thus, this term applies more to them.
This decision is often made after one has had an outrageously dirty weekend with uncountable hookups. While it can relate to both males and females, the term itself is quite masculine. Furthermore, males, typically being the social initiator, bare most of the weight in such scenarios. Thus, this term applies more to them.
--Morning After--
A "Mann. What a crazy night. How many girls did you hook up with?"
B "I don't know man. I lost count after that chick that looked like she had vomited in her hair. And that hot blonde chick, I didn't even get her name before we hit the bathroom and before I knew it she was gone.
A "Yea man. Enough of this bullshit. We need to enter Operation Settle Down before we contract an STD from these orgy weekends."
A "Mann. What a crazy night. How many girls did you hook up with?"
B "I don't know man. I lost count after that chick that looked like she had vomited in her hair. And that hot blonde chick, I didn't even get her name before we hit the bathroom and before I knew it she was gone.
A "Yea man. Enough of this bullshit. We need to enter Operation Settle Down before we contract an STD from these orgy weekends."
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-To pound the shit out of her, or destroy her vagina due to violent thrashing.
-Used when explaining to your friends about the previous incident that occured.
-To pound the shit out of her, or destroy her vagina due to violent thrashing.
-Used when explaining to your friends about the previous incident that occured.
Guy 1 " dude last night I brought this chick home and opened a destruction company on her"
Guy2 " oh man she must be walking crooked today!"
Guy1 " you know it bro i absolutely destroyed that vagina"
Guy 2 " man there is nothing better then opening a destruction company"
Guy2 " oh man she must be walking crooked today!"
Guy1 " you know it bro i absolutely destroyed that vagina"
Guy 2 " man there is nothing better then opening a destruction company"
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A G from the start. I think i faled this definition
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