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Turkish can opener

the act of double-penetration in a single orifice, usually the vagina

The exact origins of the Turkish can opener are unknown, but I did this last weekend, so we could say that it started there, for historical purposes.
Girl: Owee!!!
Other Girl: WTF mate?
Girl: I'm in major pain, my BF and his BFF did a Turkish can opener on my snooch last night.
Other Girl: Ooh, what's a Turkish can opener?
Girl: One cannot be told about a Turkish can opener. You have to feel it for yourself.
by dragonbardlarp October 21, 2010
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open-faced grilled cheese

The sandwich you attempt to make on a grill machine while completely drunk off apple schnapps and boxed wine.
Oh man, I forgot to put the rest of bread on! It's an open-faced grilled cheese!
by criticaloversite January 12, 2004
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Operation Settle Down

Describes the decision made by one to, for example, actually attempt to learn a person's name before making out with him/her at a party. This, as well as other social implementations and improvements, intends to position one for the possibility of gaining a long term relationship. Thus, you are putting yourself in position to settle down on a person.

This decision is often made after one has had an outrageously dirty weekend with uncountable hookups. While it can relate to both males and females, the term itself is quite masculine. Furthermore, males, typically being the social initiator, bare most of the weight in such scenarios. Thus, this term applies more to them.
--Morning After--

A "Mann. What a crazy night. How many girls did you hook up with?"

B "I don't know man. I lost count after that chick that looked like she had vomited in her hair. And that hot blonde chick, I didn't even get her name before we hit the bathroom and before I knew it she was gone.

A "Yea man. Enough of this bullshit. We need to enter Operation Settle Down before we contract an STD from these orgy weekends."
by 22eevjdahab February 13, 2010
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-When you absolutely screw the hell out of a girl.
-To pound the shit out of her, or destroy her vagina due to violent thrashing.

-Used when explaining to your friends about the previous incident that occured.
Guy 1 " dude last night I brought this chick home and opened a destruction company on her"

Guy2 " oh man she must be walking crooked today!"

Guy1 " you know it bro i absolutely destroyed that vagina"

Guy 2 " man there is nothing better then opening a destruction company"
by Joemizzle952 September 25, 2010
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oped

In journalism, it has always meant Opinion Editorial or Opinion of the Editor.
The Oped (Op Ed) this week comes from Mrs Ethel Snodgrass of Chipping Sodbury on the subject on the medicinal uses of earwax.
by aidanbh April 25, 2015
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Operashun

The real way to spell operation... you're a boffer if you think "TiOn" makes god damn sense. Charlie from Flowers for Algernon taught us what was rite. And we laffed. ;)

A G from the start. I think i faled this definition
Bobby: "I'm skared for my operashun"
Sally: "Well, Bob maybe you shud be."
by boffmeinthedoff March 21, 2020
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soak opera

A science fiction or action film or television show which is set in or primarily in the ocean or underwater.

Derived from the term soap opera
" Of all the soak operas, Seaquest DSV is probably the most realistic, apart from Sea Hunt."
by D F Stuckey May 4, 2004
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