Knob

When someone is a conplete noob at life, in a really cute/badass way. A knob is not necessarily a bad thing to be called. In fact, people are often very fond of knobs.

Dude 1: Haha, my cousin slipped on a banana peel. I didn't even know that was possible
Dude 2: What a knob!

by Dauntless :D August 4, 2015

Czechoslovakian Door-Knob

It’s hard to explain how dangerous the Czechoslovakian Door-Knob can be to an uninformed practictioner. It involves 5 lengths of naval strength rope, 3 sterile tweezers and a half eaten bag of gummy bears.

My guy went for the classic Czechoslovakian Door-Knob with this girl last night, ended up in a Serbian infirmary.

by Anonymous1105 June 7, 2022

apple knob

Someone who has three or more apple devices

Look at that apple knob with his iPhone, apple watch and air pods.

by ginandjuice101 February 5, 2021

Knob slobbin

When you're getting a really sloppy blowjob and they get lots of spit on it.

Friend 1: bro I need to get some good head

Friend 2: bro I agree. I want some good knob slobbin

by No I'm dirty Dan, no I am April 18, 2020

knob hand door touch

The process in which you open the door to the toilet after using it without washing your hands!

Wow, did you see that bloke? He just did a knob hand door touch! Be careful

by 3 finger fred August 1, 2016

what knobs

Old Fashion Assortments used to place on coffee tables; Such as ceramic praying hands, incense Holders, ash trays, sport trophies, flower vase, etc.

Don't knock my what Knobs off the table or you getting a whooping

by IncredibleC June 22, 2024

Foggy Knob

When you’re having intercourse and a woman “Queefs” on your genitals.

“This girl I hooked up with last night gave me a foggy knob!”

by Mr hankers March 14, 2024