Couch Puddle

When you fuck a girl on a leather couch and leave a puddle of sweat and female juice.

I just want to make couch puddles right now, man.

by Trill Gang December 30, 2018

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Couch Belt

Oath to thyself not to leave the couch while drinking whiskey.

I have on my couch belt or put on your couch Belt.

by PoppyReed April 29, 2018

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Couch gang

A super duper cool friend group😎💪 we have movie nights on illegal websites (you didn’t hear that from me) cough cough soap2day. We also play roblox and vc all the time. Sometimes Minecraft, not often though 😔😔 we’re super snazzy honestly.

“Have you heard of the couch gang?”
“Yes !!:) I’m actually apart of it.”

by Plsfuncoolgood April 22, 2022

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couch dancing

(noun) a euphemism for having sex on a couch

“We started out with netflix and chill and then we started couch dancing shortly after”

by ballstretcher5000 October 02, 2022

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The Porch couch

The most important time and piece of furniture in the poor white America. If not for a porch couch family's wouldn't get fresh air. Boys would never learn to finger bang. Ferrel cats wouldn't have a safe place to birth kittens. When pappy comes home drunk he wouldn't have a place to pass out and piss himself. It ties not only the family but the neighborhood together.

Amanda Lynn is coming over today to hang out on the porch couch. But didn't pappy sleep on it last night and piss himself? Oh it's OK we will flip the cushion and push the liter of kittens to the back. I'm going to be finger blasting tonight.

by Glenn Roberts March 21, 2022

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