Private Office

An organisation frequently referred to by those who belong to it. People who work for the Private Office have to hand out their business cards or they will have an aneurysm.

Private Office, Jack speaking!

It’s a Private Office thing, you wouldn’t understand you stupid fuck!

by cremedecaca November 22, 2021

Trap Office

An office where R&B music is always being played on the radio. All the employees inside the office usually sell narcotics as a side job on the weekends.

Damn this is such a trap office!

by Ozgar September 28, 2020

Officer Balls

Why did man say balls? Is he homosexual?

“Just in case you were planning on following me, I’ve arranged a little insurance. Gordon is on his way to Harley as we speak.” “Officer Balls” “ Waaahahahahahaha!”

by Officer Balls February 27, 2024

box office

basically any dank alleyway in New York City where boxes are sold

"Dude, the bus smells like a box office."

"Hey, I've been to New York City!"

by youngun' December 12, 2007

office pet

A nickname for a person in the office whom you have a strong affinity for. Your office sweetheart.

Always knew I could count on you- office pet.

by anonymouslypostedby April 3, 2018

office vulture

Office members who wait for a meeting, luncheon, etc, to end so they can swarm the leftover food.

Anne’s desk is in prime seating for being an office vulture. She initiates an email to our alias when the luncheon is over and we snag all of the three hour old leftover pizza.

by parkca01 July 9, 2010

Office Bunny

A person, typically a woman or feminine presenting, who is hired in an office enviroment solely based on their how pleasing appearance is rather then skill or effort.

It's so unfair Jenny got this job before us, everyone knows she's just the office bunny.

by Cinderblockets November 1, 2023