take a number

What is said when you need something from someone that is very busy with more important issues than your own.

Darrell: "Jaret, I can't get my test stand running"
Jaret: "I've got so much stuff to do, you'll have to take a number"

by Jaret October 12, 2004

Odd numbers

Are in the back of the book.

Guy 1: wow, you did your homework really fast!
Guy 2: Yeah! look in the back of your book!
Guy1: OMFG, like, all the odd numbers have answers here!

by xXGenericNameXx October 16, 2009

Number 5

To masturbate whilst having your fingers up your anal passage.

I just came back from doing a Number 5!" "I don't think we should be friends...

by Fentna04 June 11, 2010

number 1's

Your most top clothes. The clothes you would wear to a ball, fancy dinner, job interview, etc..

Kent: Scatman, see your wearing your number 1's eh,

Scatman: Yeah, been trying to get a job as a hydraulics engineer

Kent: Sounds serious, you wanna get high?

Scatman: Yeah

by Kbud November 27, 2007

number one

n. urination

I gotta go do a number one

by fizzle April 1, 2004

going number 3

That time-of-the-month.

Hey Gary, wanna play poker tonight?
Ugh. I wish. My wife is going number 3.

Beth, do you have any tampons? I'm going number 3.

Why you got laser eyes baby? Are you going number 3?

by willbdefined4u August 31, 2010

tootsie roll critical number

the number at which the tootsie roll effect, therein goes into effect.

I met and surpassed the tootise roll critical number, as i am now here suffering the consequences on the shitter.

by rudog September 8, 2005