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Mongo

Any persons belonging to the native/indigenous/reserve american tribes that has dna, rna, haplogroups and blood types that is similar to the Mongolians people.

The term natives, and indigenous according to the black law dictionary is any person's born in any country no matter their orgins.

For example if ones orgins is from Arabia but is born in America. That person would be consider a Native to America under law.
The mongo claims to be an orginal American but his orgins comes from Mongolia.
by Dan the historian August 9, 2022
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Mongo

Any persons belonging to the native or indigenous tribes of america that share similar dna, rna, haplogroups, and blood types with the Mongolians of Mongolia and other Asian countries.

A native or indigenous person according to the black law dictionary is any persons born in any country regardless of their origin. For example, an persons orgins could be Arabia but this individual may be born in America. This will classify this person as an native american regardless of orgin.
The mongo who lives on the reservation claims his orgin is American but his dna says he is from Mongolia.
by Choctaw dan August 9, 2022
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Mongo-namous

A extremely rare type of relationship in which an alpha male, often too busy at pursuing excellence to have time for spinning plates, courts a mentally retarded (formerly: mongoloid) female. The relationship shares similarities with other male-female interactions in which the only quality the female provides is access to easy sex. However, many experts have noted the downsides of this relationship are minimized and therefore perfectly suited for a hyper-successful Chad. In a mongo-namous relationship, the female requires very little maintenance or capital spending as she essentially spends all day locked in her room talking to herself and watching cartoons.
"I recently gave up on high-end call girls and found a company that ships young, handicapped gals from rural China in a shipping container for a fraction of the price... I always loved having access to a multitude of women and never imagined I'd be swept away in a mongo-namous relationship. Best decision I've ever made!"
by KiloChad August 16, 2022
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Mongos

Jenna’s mongos looked good in that dress today.

Jenna’s mongos have me weak.
by COCONUTarebomb November 8, 2022
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Mongolian Lima bean

The Mongolian Lima bean is magical sexual encounter where the man heads south on his female counterpart and performs traditional Mongolian throat singing which allows the sensational vibrations to “flick the bean” and help the woman reach her climax
Jazz keeps talking about how her man performed the Mongolian Lima Bean last night and she has been floating ever since.
by Koni Rinib November 27, 2022
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Mongoose Moaner

Mum doesn’t snore but when she is by herself in the room she is a mongoose moaner and drops the glass thing
by Aussie cobber September 3, 2022
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Mongo

someone who is a straight dumb and is addicted to one thing. like fruit loops.
person 1: jessie is addicted to sauce he is a real mongo.
person 2: ya he is a mega mongo
by WigWamp Master October 9, 2022
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