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Masterbating Monkey

A primate creature who masterbates.

"Monkey Masterbation Spotting" has become a hobby in the South American State of illinois. A well known competitor in the sport of of Monkey Masterbation Spotting is Fred Phelps, a very vocal and fanatically religeous biggot.
The monkey wrapped his primate hand around his primate pink penis, and masterbated furiously untill he fell out of his tree. Fred Phelps watched in glee as he photographed the event so he could show the pictures to his family.
by Gordon Freeman October 31, 2004
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master-blaster

A bad-ass handgun, like a .357 Magnum or Desert Eagle .50 cal
Vince pulls out his master-blaster, all seven inches of it, draws a bead on Friar Tuck, says "Adios, asshole!" and pulls the trigger. Friar Tuck disintegrates in a giant red cloud.
by William Dean A. Garner September 18, 2003
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Master Chief

The most kick-ass person in the whole fucking world,
Omg Master Chief is a fuckin' rapist!
by teh h4x0rz!!1! August 24, 2008
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Master Queef

a nick-name given to the main characer of the HALO series games, master chief. It is normally used by people who either hate the game or find it to be gay. The name first appeared after the release of HALO 3.
stop jerking off to master queef and get a life.
by Fatty For Hire April 5, 2009
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masterbate

"Yo dude! Lets go masterbate together!", said the 10 year old.
"Hell yeah!", replied the old man.
by MasterMastur. September 3, 2009
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Misteza

The most incredibly sexy and beautiful women in the world that come from the Philippines. The're the result of Philippine people mixing with white/black people to create an adorable race of super vixens!
OMFG! I thought filipina's were nice but... DAMN! Check out those Misteza's!!! I think i'm in love!
by Deejay the Great January 13, 2009
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misterbugsgf

funniest, sweetest and overall the best mutual someone could ask for. they’re really sweet and deserve the world 🙏 her edits are to DIE for wicked
p1: hey, have you seen @misterbugsgf edits/content?
p2: not yet, should I check them out?
p1: yes! they’re insanely talented.
by ihartlb October 21, 2021
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