minion kink

A kink that involves the minions from the Despicable Me franchise. People with this kink often imagine squeezing the little yellow pilled characters between their toes. It's a real thing that many people are into.

Ari: Oh dude did you see that minion? He looking really fine in those tight ass overalls.
Maive: What the fuck are you talking about, is this some sort of kink?
Ari: Oh yeah dude, it's a minion kink.

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"Oh yeah, totally has a minion kink, look at the yellow shit between his toes."

by Esquigi March 15, 2022

Minion Moment

A minion moment is a moment in time where someone does a rather devious act like the minions from Despicable Me. Said devious act could be as simple as farting or as catastrophic as a suicide bombing, it’s all down to preference of person doing said minion moment.

James: *sharts
Toby: That was a certified Minion Moment
James: *consumes shart

by Bruhaps May 23, 2022

Mom's minivan

Related to the shocker, (two in the pink, one in the stink), Mom's minivan is performed with two fingers in the "pink" and a fist in the "stink."

Lady: Wanna do something special tonight, sweetie?
Lady's Partner: Sure honey! Would you like to try out Mom's minivan?
Lady: Golly, that sounds swell! Why would an act be called such a silly thing, though?
Lady's Partner: You know...two in the front, FIVE IN THE BACK!!!

by EwwGirls September 3, 2010

Backyard Coal Mining

An act when a person digs into another person's rectum and picks out clumps of fecal matter.

Trent went backyard coal mining with Jimmy an hour ago, I haven't seen them since.

by The Gay Mankini November 21, 2018

minigirl

Minigirl - a small girlfriend. A midget chick. Often cute and more useful than std-sized woman. With a tray on her head can serve as a beer or sandwich table and a variety of other purposes. More fun than a Vette and less trouble than all supersize model girls. A truly pocket friend.

A pack of young enterpreneurs having fun at a pub on a Friday night:
- Tom, weren't you dating that minigirl last time I saw you?
- Yes, in fact I still am! Fiona, come out with my beer on sweetheart - my friends wanna check you out!
- friends in unison Fiona, you'se a one helluva minighurl!
- Fiona grins and giggles spilling beer around

by Tom Gore January 8, 2009

butt mining

1. The act of routinely coming up with ideas on the spot, especially when under pressure or with a high penalty for failure. This derives from the vaunted ability of journalists and reporters to generate news story ideas with unexpected or novel angles. This term is a logical progression from the phrase "to pull an idea out of my ass". Used as a positive term of praise, a "butt miner" is somebody who is very good at thinking of new ways to cover old stories, or of new stories that nobody else has thought of before.
2. This could also conceivably be a term for a sodomite (or possibly a proctologist) or anybody else who spends a fair amount of time in a butt. But I've never heard this term used that way.

1.
Reporter: "Hey, I have an idea. Instead of just covering Chinese New Year at the restaurants, why don't we cover the plight of the Chinese staff at the restaurants, who have to work the festival and who can't go home to their families in China?"
Editor: "That is a compelling idea with a human angle, and a novel way of covering a routine annual event. A sterling display of vintage butt mining. Good job!"

2.
Reporter: "I love Katie Couric. I really admire her bravery in having her own colonoscopy broadcast on TV."
Reporter: "Aye. That's a sterling display of vintage butt mining, no doubt."

by HMB May 22, 2006

minimallow

its a mini marshmallow. also a language

look at that minimallow castle

by minimallow July 19, 2010