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minigirl 

Minigirl - a small girlfriend. A midget chick. Often cute and more useful than std-sized woman. With a tray on her head can serve as a beer or sandwich table and a variety of other purposes. More fun than a Vette and less trouble than all supersize model girls. A truly pocket friend.
A pack of young enterpreneurs having fun at a pub on a Friday night:
- Tom, weren't you dating that minigirl last time I saw you?
- Yes, in fact I still am! Fiona, come out with my beer on sweetheart - my friends wanna check you out!
- friends in unison Fiona, you'se a one helluva minighurl!
- Fiona grins and giggles spilling beer around
minigirl by Tom Gore January 8, 2009
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minigurl 

an ugly ass lesbian at the ign boards; once posted her ugly ass picture and looked like a fat ass man.
Minigurl please put your cock back in your pant you ugly ass whore!
minigurl by spideyman04 March 17, 2005
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