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Matt

A man with the name Matt will question why other men will measure their dick size with the amount of pussy they can get. Virginity to Matt is great. Matt also loves the idea of depression and preaches about how we all will die one day so nothing we do matters in life.
Friend: Hey Matt lets go out today!

Matt: No I'm depressed today.
by Gonobleism May 31, 2018
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Matt

Matt is the type of kid that always has beef with you. He will hold everything against you. He is also a big pussy so don’t be intimidated.
This kid named Matt is a pussy.
by Matthewcleaver January 15, 2019
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Matt

Matt sucked dick and loved it
by Meatball58 December 11, 2019
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just matt

“oh, it’s JUST MATT.”
by choniejo April 13, 2019
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matt murphy

Matt Murphy's typically dont have many friends. They usually have younger brothers who are much cooler and are more slick with the ladies then Matt is. Most people feel bad for Matt
by zzzzzxxxxx December 6, 2016
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Matt Dress

The black dress as worn in V for Vendetta.
The Matt Dress is a black dress as worn in V for Vendetta, black symbolic color of Matt.
by tank top Matt April 30, 2009
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blues matt

1. Untalented
2. Jam Night, The Host Of
3. Leather Jacket
"yo, did you hear that stupid white guy playing an open g guitar with a slide singing like he is an african american with 50 years of opression behind him?"
"you mean that douche in the leather jacket singin about shepparton"
"yeah, thats blues matt, he is living shit"
by rhys_o May 4, 2005
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