jason alexander 

A childhood friend of Britney Spears who married her for a day after a A LOT of drinking.

Often mistaken for the Seinfeld guy.

Did you hear that Britney married the fat dude from Seinfeld?

NO WAY!

jason alexander by FreePablo January 6, 2004

jason roy 

adj. for when you suck at life

Don't be such a Jason Roy no matter how bad your life is.

jason roy by Silverio Cadiao November 21, 2016

Jason Bourne 

When your girl catches you cheating red handed so you pretend that you've suffered massive amnesia and you have no clue who you are or who she is.

My girl walked in on me with the cleaning lady earlier so I had to go full Jason Bourne on her

Jason Bourne by LongLiveTheMountie January 30, 2017

jason tan

Big fat boiiiii vro

Jason tan means that hes so chilled and and he says vro a lot

jason tan by Ya boii Jason May 29, 2017

Jason Mraz 

Actually the best musician alive. A generally wholesome, down - to - earth guy who describes his concerts as "variety shows". He is currently playing the role of Dr. Jim Pomatter in Waitress on Broadway, at the Brooks Atkinson Theater in NYC. He took on this role on November 3rd, 2017, for 10 weeks only. Totally worth seeing him in the show if you can. If not, find a bootleg.

Person 1: Jason Mraz is a spectacular musician

Uneducated Swine: Who's Jason Mraz?

Person 1: Don't you ever fucking talk to me again

Jason Mraz by Fapalicious April 21, 2018

jason bahr 

a total weenie.

oh yeah man, that guy is such a Jason Bahr

jason bahr by adamjackson&jason69memefilms December 21, 2017

Jason Eide

Someone with a tiny dick.

“Trust me, it’s not small. I’m not a Jason Eide.”

Jason Eide by UnbornFetus March 1, 2018