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Horse’s hooker

A fancier term for “bullshit”. Most often used when given a very shitty set of Mayhem 3 modifiers in Borderlands 3 or being fucked out of a sesh by your parents.
V: “My parents said I can’t leave the house cause they caught me having fun for once in my life.”
S: “Horse’s hooker!”
by StewartCopelandFucks April 18, 2020
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bimbo floosy hooker whore

idk my mom says this all the time god help me (she made me post this). also can be said as a BFHW
"God, could that girl have on any less clothing? What a bimbo floosy hooker whore."
by dante's beloved gf<3 October 21, 2022
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Homie Hoppin Hooker

Chelsey is the name homie hopping is the game! Catch the bitch in a truck looking for another fuck.

Never forget in your life sherbet!
You seen that girl in the rain bruv! She a homie hoppin hooker!
by Fuckdahooker May 11, 2023
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saskatchewan dirty hooker

Is a shot only made at a saskatchewan bar owned by a pedophile
You can only get a saskatchewan dirty hooker at lippies bar
by Emjay_82 October 24, 2023
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Keen as a hooker

Extremely enthusiastic to do something, but only if there’s money or some other reward involved. Similar to “keen as mustard”, except the motivation is strictly financial.
Funny how Dave didn’t want to work the weekend until overtime got mentioned... now he is as keen as a hooker!
by Hooker-by-crook March 5, 2026
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