Hocktoo

To clear your throat by hawking up a loogie and spitting it out in one connected action. A foreigner will do this into your slurpee.

Gas Station Attendant: "Why you give me trouble today? I hocktoo in your slurpee!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 16, 2023

hockey puck penis

a penis that is round like a hockey puck and is similar to a chode but way fatter and green.

"Woah! Kai has a hockey puck penis!"

by Glizzyglobber March 20, 2023

hocki klocki

Some bullshit

-Bro this is fucking hocki klocki!
-Right, I thought that it’s some bullshit

by polish man May 14, 2023

Hockey

The best sport ever invented which is played on ice where the goal it to shoot a small black puck into a net. (Extremely hard to do, but very fun. Also it's really cool to watch)

Normal person: Hey what's better than hockey?
Sane person: *silence"

by Mixtum June 15, 2023

Hocken

A nickname or slang word for chicken given by Liverpudlians (a fancy term for those scouse wankers).

"Ay mate wanna go KFC and get some phat hocken 'n gravy?"

by wetwipe44 August 22, 2023

hockatology

The study of hockey, feces, shit, etc.

My four year degree is in hockatology.

by CleeClay October 11, 2023

Hockey Lindsay

A Hockey Lindsay is a Canadian term for a prepubescent boy who plays sports like a girl, and often stares a bit too long at others private parts in the change room.

"That dude is such a Hockey Lindsay. He just scored an own-goal, and then followed me into the shower after the game and kept staring at my junk."

by Sage of the North October 13, 2023