Hairy Corndog

When the hair dressor is finished cutting your hair ,she takes your freshly cut hair and wacks you off with it .

I just went to the hairdresser down the road and she gives the best Hairy Corndog ever ...

by Kfry83 January 7, 2022

blind hairy hands

When you touch yourself these are some of the notable symptoms.

That guy touches himself, we call him bhh (blind hairy hands)

by jjplatinum March 3, 2017

Bob-on-hairy

To perform oral sex on someones hairy genitals

"How's that new relationship?"
"It's okay, but he wants me to bob-on-hairy and I'm just not ready"
"You're a horrible girlfriend!"

by Ariane Speedwagon April 7, 2009

spearing the hairy clam

Bumping nasties with a hairy vagina.

"Hey dude what you doing tonight?"
"I'll be spearing the hairy clam"

by Freda May 22, 2014

bag of hairy minge

a derogatory term for foolish individuals who cannot understand what is being said to them

that person is an absolute bag of hairy minge

by fakebusinessname1 November 4, 2022

Hairy-Nipples

Used to describe someone who resembles Victoria Sweeney.

Wow, her hairy-nipples remind me of Victoria.

by Anonymous February 27, 2003

Hairy Monkey

for origin see Gorilla Mask

Yo your mom flipped out when I gave her the hairy monkey.

by Dion Chaz April 30, 2005