Garden Lobster

a rare land-living blue arthropod that loves tomatoes, but also eats grubs and other pests. If you give them their own tomato plant, they'll keep your soil aerated and fertilized

Person 1: How is your soil so fertilized?

Person 2: oh it’s my Garden Lobster!

by Ly iedmna March 6, 2020

Garden

The roof at MSG; when something is so ahhhh

The roof at MSG is so Garden

by Jtheguy69 March 21, 2020

Garden Boy

Gardens are peaceful places to go to, but what if you had a hand to help you. Garden Boy is a great approach to go to. They even give you free clips of the garden and furry porn! So realistic and slightly graphic with very nice shades of color. As you walk with the garden boy into the garden you feel a spray of cum on you face. Garden Boys can be very handy indeed!

Garden Boys are gay ass fucks:))

by Fred Brown:)) October 27, 2020

garden state milkshake

To drink the breastmilk of a New Jersey stripper

My bro almost ended up getting a Garden state milkshake in Atlantic City.

by Slootmaster November 2, 2020

garden angel

When someone is too fucking stupid to spell “Guardian” correctly (even with autocorrect) and says “fuck it, good enough”. Or quite possibly failed the second grade and was pushed through the educational system as a part of “no child left behind”.

I have garden angels everywhere I go!

by Cracklized September 30, 2020

Garda

Police in ireland

Ciaran: I hate garda
Callum: Yes🤮🤮🤮

by That irish lad February 9, 2021

gardella

Small and mighty. Bully like tendencies.

A gardella isMighty heart and endless possibilities.

by Syco 9 March 28, 2021