dust of satan

The dust most commonly coughed up from males after performing oral sex to a female, usually associated with a deep toned demon-like moan as it is coughed up.

You wouldn't believe the dust of Satan that was coming out of Mark last night, although he was going to town on Stacy so I shouldn't be surprised.

by JackOfAllTrades117 August 3, 2016

Satan's dumplings

A term for dog faeces

Had the lads over last night, they fed the wife's bedlington terrier 3 bowls of vindaloo, woke up this morning and the kitchen floor is covered with satan's dumplings!

by Big Jack's Bollocks May 14, 2017

Satan’s Testicles

Very hot as in degrees

It’s as hot as Satan’s Testicles

by PUSSYFUCKER12345 June 1, 2019

Satan's Punch

Menstrual blood.

FUCK! MY UNDERWEAR IS COVERED IN SATAN'S PUNCH! SHIT!

by BigGLizzy69 August 26, 2019

Satan Incarnate

Hey! I know him!

Hym "Pfft! Satan Incarnate? What a ridiculous thing to claim to be..."

Iam "Wait, didn't you..."

Hym "Me? No! I'm not him."

by Hym Iam June 18, 2024

Satan

A creature who is in over his head, but doesn't know it until he meets you! (From the rear)

If SATAN figures out where I'm going, it might help him to regain his once cherished HEART!

by Justin Neff January 8, 2022

Satan’s Lap

Satan’s lap is a creepypasta that was created during the “Rancheoning Era” (August 2021 - November 2021). Created by Jake Hensen, HoggariousridderousIII and Terminator Gossamer. It is a spot on a concrete bench that has stained Ranch tar and mold believed to be a portal to hell.

“A dawg, u tryna add contributions to satan’s lap?”

by HoggariousridderoushammerousII January 27, 2022