A NED FLANDERS

The reason I hate NED FLANDERS is because of what I heard about him I mean doesn’t IT SEEM A LITTLE TO GOOD TO BE TRUE A FAMILY MAN WHO GOES TO CHURCH EVERY DAY PRAYS AT EVERY MEAL GOES TO BED EVERY DAY AT THE SAME TIME BUT HERES WHAT YOU DON’T KNOW WHO HE REALLY IS OR WHAT HE DOES. HE ENJOYS KIDNAPPING LITTLE GIRLS AND BOYS WHO ARE MEAN AND THEN HE LIKES TO EXACT HIS JUTICE IN JUST THE ASS WITH A TOOL HE MADE FOR THE EXPLICIT PURPOSE OF CAUSING SO MUCH PAIN THAT THEY NEVER WANT TO DO ANYTHING BAD AGAIN BUT I HEAR IF YOU DON’T LISTEN YOU END UP CRAZY AZ FCK U NEVER RECOVER AND ALL YOU WILL DO IS BABBLE NONSENSE AS YOU SHIT YOUR PANTS AS IF YOU HAD SEEN THE DEVIL HIMSELF

Every time time I go to ELA MY teacher gives a me a Ned Flanders I and say NOT A NED FLANDERS Agian

by HOMERDICKSOAP September 29, 2020

Mark of Alexander

When wayward cats marks a home as cat-friendly.

Earns name from Martha Washington's feral tomcat.

Cat 1: Yo. This joint got the mark of Alexander.

Cat 2: sweet. Let's get some tuna up in here

by Ridleyannderson June 24, 2022

Big boy aaron alexander

the biggest chad in omaha nebraska

omg is that big boy aaron alexander the chad THATS TOTES AMAZING

by benny_mo_bamba November 17, 2022

Pulling An Alexander James

When you refer to the superiority of Google products so often and intensely, it creates a singularity to which no obsolete format escapes.

Person Puling an Alexander James: "Oh have you seen my newest Google pixel it? It surpasses your technology.

Random person: "Bro stop Pulling An Alexander James, I'm getting sucked into a singularity because of it"

by Abyssal Clover April 9, 2023

Joe Bartholomew Wilson Alexander Jenkins Jr. IV of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland

thats me, okay, im probably the first person to go over the limit

candice: hey, you heard of Joe Bartholomew Wilson Alexander Jenkins Jr. IV of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland ?

you: yep, he bypassed the username

by Joe Bartholomew Wilson Alexander Jenkins Jr. IV of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland April 30, 2023

Leeanne Keatz Alexander

The most calming beautiful perfect girl in the world and the love of my life. She is the most perfect woman you will even meet in your life. She’s the best gaming buddy. She will make the worst day the best one. She makes you feel cared for and loved. There is nobody better than Leeanne. She’s dreamy and sexy she’s not just the whole package she’s the warehouse. I love her more then anything.

Who’s better then Leeanne Keatz Alexander
~Calculating~
Value = 0

by LeeanneLover1322 August 22, 2024

Shai Gilgeous-Alexander

The best Canadian player in the NBA currently, this OKC Thunder team is STACKED!!!

“How the hell did Shai Gilgeous-Alexander average 30+ ppg and NOT win MVP??? C’MOOON!!”

by LatexCondo September 23, 2023