fart and dart

The act of farting and then running away as fast as you can before you can be identified as the farter.

Very common and useful in public areas, formal meetings, and social gatherings.

Alan: Why did Bob just run to the other side of the room? And why does it smell?
Steve: Bob just pulled a fart and dart.

by bigmastaJ December 15, 2010

Fart kink

When someone wants a girl to sit on their face and let it rip

John has a fart kink

by t33nageanarchist June 21, 2020

Fart Mobile

(n)
An automobile with an excessively large tail pipe that gives it a ridiculous sound that is comparible to someone farting into a microphone connected to a 10000 watt speaker. They create an outrageous ammount of noise polltion IMHO.

In my experience there cars tend to be modifed imports (Honda, Toyota), AKA Rice Mobiles as you probably know them as.

The Fart Mobile drove past our house and caused our windows to shatter with it's horrendously loud pipes.

by Steve ED November 8, 2004

fart with change

when a fart is not cooperative and force must be applied for methane removal, excrement that leaks from the anus is in fact change.

i was running up the stairs and i had a fart with change that ruined my day.

by mike lea January 12, 2005

[fart yo self]

When your over indulge in an acoholic beverage or consume more calories than the food pyramid suggests the gas of your ass fills your stomach that you have to fart to the point of explosion.fart yo self

fart yo self DAMN, that bloated bitch drank so much wine that she complained her stomach hurt!!! I said, "Ho fart'yo'self!"

by Nathan Blaszczyk January 16, 2008

fart ass soup

1 can of french onion soup
1 clove of garlic
dash of salt and pepper
2 tsp of worcestershire sauce
1 can of beans for extra gas.

Heat contents into stove top pan for 20 minutes and enjoy.

within an hour you will pass gas like no tommorrow.

Man you stink, what did you eat Fart Ass Soup?

by Spiderdude30 October 27, 2011

Fart Roulette

Where you are not sure if it one (a fart), but you spin the wheel anyway and take a chance. Usually played when sick. Sometimes ending with a change of underware, or a shower.

Man, I had the flu bad. I played fart roulette and hit the brown chips Dog!

by Tom-meee October 7, 2006