Evan

Evan is a funny, nice but kinky person. He can make you laugh or smile in seconds, he also makes the inside of your panties soaked! He is so hot and can make everyone look his way, he IS the main character.

Emma: Oh Evan is so hot!

Carly: I wish I were dating Evan!

by Emma-land November 29, 2021

Evan

Smart negro but skinny cock

Dam If only my cock wasn’t so fat, that nigga evan is real fuckin lucky

by TheCockMan May 20, 2019

Evan

A handsome, tall, strong, muscular and good looking guy. Sweet as hell when you get to know him and will care for you. He will never let go of you and hearing your words will brighten his day. He has a big dick, packin about 7+ inches.

Girl 1: Do you see that guy over there? Look at how cute he is

Girl 2: He is so handsome i know, his girlfriend must be so lucky.

Girl 3: He kind of looks like an Evan, he is very handsome.

by S_istheloml March 30, 2024

Kai and Evan Disorder

When you jack off and watch porn so much, you become a addict who never leaves their room unless their mom forces them to. If they go to school, they try to make everybody become addicted

Looks like Alex caught Kai and Evan Disorder

by Goomba420 February 12, 2024

Pulling an Evan

To procrastinate or be idiotic

I’m too tired today. I’m going to pull an Evan.
You haven’t submitted your assignment are you Pulling an Evan?

by Evon zoo June 12, 2022

Evan

Drives a slow ass beat to shit 7.3 has a black womens ass makes fun of everyone to make him feel better about him self says he can get any girl but has been daiting the same girl his whole life also like to get his fudge packed by mandingo

Evan is gay

by Gunitgod December 3, 2018

Evan

A word to describe an annoying boy. An Evan makes random sounds that annoys everyone during class. Evans are usually gay and somehow the most popular boy in the school.

An Evan: gagagagaga hehe uwu SUSSY BAKA *moan* ur mom hahaha *burp*

Everyone: Evan is so cool
a normal person: * peep*
Everyone: ew ur so weird

by sexydhephiana May 31, 2022