paint eating monkey

a monkey who eats paint

babbon in a paint shop who is hungry

by Dustman January 12, 2002

FEMD - Feces Eating Mental Disorder

Feces eating mental disorder - A homosexually related mental disorder (not to be confused with GRMD) most commonly found in the white male population in varying degrees, which brings a strong sense of curiosity towards the same sex and eating Feces (often of both genders) as seen in many films. Unlike other races this may be a known problem as white people's pubic hair and feces are the same color, which may explain why it's not seen as disgusting in the white community. Unfortunately there is currently no cure due to the varying degrees found.

-FEMD - Feces Eating Mental Disorder
Random guy - "Why are you so happy?"
White guy - "My wife let me eat her ass out last night again"
Random Guy - "Did you kiss her?"
White Guy - "Of course"
Random Guy - ""Shakes head... white people and their FEMD..."

by Az Lee August 6, 2021

eating dungarees

"eating dungarees" not in OED or, apparently, google: definition, please?

Nick Hornby's "High Fidelity," Indigo paperback ed., p.146, lines 11-12: "...if he wants to be eating dungarees for a week,..."

by Frank X. Mur September 10, 2006

Redneck eating contest

when a group of fellow red necks get together and want to have fun. they have a eating contest while they watch NASCAR, the food consists of any dead animals found in backyard, trash(milk jugs or beer cans) and hand fulls of oxycoton, to wash it down with a miller lite. the judge is usually the mom/sister/cousin/daughter

billy ted: did you see Jimmy Jonhson win last night
fred: nah, we were having our regular redneck eating contest, my sister said i won

by Billy ted JR January 31, 2010

shit eating grin

How assholes high-five themselves. Usually considered ingenuous by German culture due to their deep scholarly roots, but acceptable by Marxist liberals who let literal rats run the country.

I should have expected that vulgar language behind my back when I saw that shit eating grin.

When I came home to my dog I knew he had done something wrong from that shit eating grin.

by razzamatazibizzle May 23, 2018

are you eating doe

Eating ass. Eating the vag. Or just cookies

when your going down in her they ask you are you eating doe which means dat ass or vag

by Kevvvvvvvvvbooooyyyyy January 27, 2015

Strategic Eating.

Meaning to eat in class/ or anywhere serious you aren't meant to eat food - WITHOUT getting caught.

Strategic eating is pretty much a gamble.

SUCCESS:

-Sitting in the back of English class with a bag of corn chips and slowly & quietly crunching some doritos yo.

WHEN FAILED :

-Chewing food ....then the teahcer asks you to answer the question. Then you're screwed.

=Detention :(

SUCCESS:
James was sitting next to Jessie in the back of English class & was Strategic Eating.

FAIL:

Jessie was chewing on some doritos and the teacher asked Jessie for the answer to a complicated question...Jessie failed with her mouth full.

by Umagz2 April 15, 2011