nigerian speed dating

The action of fucking the first three minutes of meeting someone

Me and Jessica off tinder finna go nigerian speed dating tonight

by Ch1ck3nl1ttl3 May 22, 2019

DK Crop Dusting

The act of entering a person's Live Stream (usually one in which the topic you disagree with) and leaving contradictory and baiting comments. These comments are typically sanctimonious in nature, implying your moral superiority over all who are currently enjoying the Live, with the intention of hijacking the focus onto one's self.

Did you see when Donna came into my Live today and totally crop dusted the comment section? Ya, she totally knew no one would care about what she had to say, but DK Crop Dusting occurred anyways!

by Funnelcakes December 16, 2019

Secret Agent DashingDerpyBunny

absolute god/unit, most annoying thing on planet (almost, the British tiger is more)

my man, what's good Secret Agent DashingDerpyBunny

by SecretAgentDashingDerpyBunny August 20, 2020

absolutely focken dashing

Ok so basically to be the definition of absolutely focken dashing is to just be me ofc :D

Isa is absolutely focken dashing

by Isa 🐀🐁💨💨 February 2, 2021

Number one rule of dating

Don’t do it over the phone, social media, etc., because you don’t make a connection with the person even if you know a lot about them.

Dude 1: dude I met a girl
Dude 2: how’d you meet
Dude 1: we met over Instagram

Dude 2: seriously dude, remember the number one rule of dating, don’t do it over your phone
Dude 1: shit I forgot, I’ll tell her

by DeanGullberry69 February 5, 2021

women over 50 dating

Some random ad on UrbanDictionary I see all the time. I wonder how much UD's getting payed to show this.

UD:women over 50 dating!

Me:That's not a milf, that's a dinosaur

by CrungleChugger97 November 2, 2021

Non-premarital dating

A person of any age not being able to date until marriage due to certain guidelines set by the parents

"My father has exposed me to Non-premarital dating and is forcing me to abide by those rules, now i am going to run away to some far away country with my boyfriend like i'm in a shitty Disney movie."

by 888899990000000 July 17, 2023